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# Really sorry for the length
but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob, and I'm age 38273865782! Yesterday I had a lot of fun with my friends and subjects, so if you listen up and be very very fuzzy, I will tell you the story.

So, once upon a time, I said to my wife, Mr. Marble, 'Let's have a picnic!' and Mr. Marble said, 'OK!' So we got all of our aunts together and went to your arse, and there were lots of rainbows and pens and inks and cute little furry derigiberbil rolling about. 'We sure are pity to have a picnic!' I said to Mr. Marble, and Mr. Marble said, 'Yes.'

We had a lot of food. We had coconut salad sandwiches and sauerkraut and iced ketchup, and for dessert we had nine kiwi fruits each! Mr. Marble tried to eat the pens, but I said, 'No! Bad Mr. Marble!' and Mr. Marble was sad and apologized, because he learned his lesson.

Each one of us had brought a pet. I brought my cute little gerbil, which is spunt yellow and the smelliest of all the pets in the world. Mr. Marble brought his wet badger, which kept trying to eat the rainbows and all the inks in your arse, which was very bad, so he had to go lie in the corner and think about what he had done. He was a very bad, very silky wet badger.

Anyway, we all lined up and took turns telling stories about our pets!! This was the best part, because my cute little gerbil is so cute and spunt yellow and the smelliest! Here was my story: 'Once upon a time, there lived bob, age 38273865782, who had a cute little gerbil, which was spunt yellow and the smelliest, who lived in the a plastic box, and one day the gerbil got out of the a plastic box and went to the forest and started eating my 'partner''s human skin kilts. 'Woo and yay!!' I said very sternly, 'Look what you did! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?' And so my gerbil learned his lesson and put the kilts back, and they lived nastily ever after.'

After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!

(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# are you on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# apparently
so.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# If he's not,
I think we should bleed him and bottle the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# summary for those that can't be arsed to read it:
Really sorry for the length
but it was so funny................ Hi! My name is Bob.
After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the assiest!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i was talking to my mates the other day about the poor quality
of porn music nowadays.

to that end, i am quite happy to provide some high quality porn funk for your project.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Yay
Porn wouldn't be porn without some funk!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Are you on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I'll go there now!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# please also apologise for the content
0/10
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# its like
one of those story generator things that are bookmarked 'cool picks!' on yahoo
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:03, archived)
# That
made a section of my mind implode.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# 3 o'clock and aaaaaaaaaall's...
well?
(notrob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)
# WTF?
...
(Small Blue Pebble, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I just found out
that the right hand Barclays cash machine on the triangle in Bristol gives out £5 notes. How magical is that? Very, thats how.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Wow!
The HSBC machine near me used to do that, it was fantastic. Until it stopped doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Now that IS magic
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I was so excited
that I took out a fresh £5 note and bought lunch with it. I now have change!

It's been a very exciting morning.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# It means you don't spend all your money.


On another note, I had a cheese'n'bacon burger from The Crown in Southgate, they had the best chips i've had in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# It
was giving out 4 pound notes last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# magic.....
No it's coz your to poor to take out a tenner.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Shhhh
don't tell them. They'll think I smell too.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# So does the righthand one in Cambridge.
Maybe it's company policy.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Perhaps
These crazy bankers.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# IS that the Triangle
On PArk St?
Near LE Brazz & The boston Teaparty?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Aye
Well, just up from the triangle really. By the statue of the soldier.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Cool, thats on the way to uni for me.
Well, when i'm not on teaching practice anyhoo.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# still??
i was amazed at that when i was at the uni there years ago.

Beats the students paying for a pint using a cheque though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I just found a sock under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# how does it smell?
.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)
# jakarta
.
(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Like Jamaica.

... it is not mine either.

edit: I really really hope my boss hasn't had sex with his wife in my chair, over the weekend. (Looks like her sock).
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)
# It doesn't....
...




...




..

It doesn't have a nose

/coat
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)
# shark infested custard
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Have you considered
fucking off as an option?
It's worth considering.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Assiest
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)