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# Ye olde joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# haha!
i love the "wait for it" bit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# fucking
marvellous that
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# haha! crap joke, but done well!
woo yay!
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# A groan and a woo at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# brilliant!
perfect comic timing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe
thats really good

right people how do i start doing these things I don't have photoshop or anything - is there something cheap I can download or do I just have to keep on looking at yours??
:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# lots of people use
The Gimp. It's free.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# if you're less moral
lots of people use kazaa its also free
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# ...
THIEF THIEF!!!!!!!







;P
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# hey hey i never said i used it
i just copied my dads cd
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Made a
backup, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Its..
.. a safe and practicAL IDEA...
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# oh erm... yeah errr...
what you said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# It's a good thing you
hide behind that psuedonym. I'm actually a web snitch for the BSA, the RIAA and the MPAA.
I'm not some hippy Open Source advocate or Linux geek or anything like that. Honest. I'll bust your ass down, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# shit best take my e-mail adress snd name
out of my profile then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Now I have everything I need.
*skulks away, secretively*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I've got a 3 year
evaluation copy.

I haven't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Yup,
Get The GIMP. It is good.
If you're wondering what version to go for 1.2.x is stable and 1.3.x is a development version (probably loadsa bugs)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i cant do it
it keeps asking questions i dont understand and its hard
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# this should help
manual.gimp.org/manual/GUM/GUM.html
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# its just way over my head
I'm not a computery person and it uses long words - ill stick to watching for now:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Gimp
is fantastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Playing around with it now.
Might even have something to show for it afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I just havent had any hummus for ages
I find I spend longer on stuff with it down to it's interface which leaves me with something I'm happier with
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I have
Photoshop. Apparantly there is something called gimp out there for free. or of course you could just get a warez photoshop. (shock horror)
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Wow, I think
you're the first person I've met whose warezed photoshop. We kinda have a rule around here that you have to save up *real* hard and but a copy to show those nice people at Adobe (forgetting their exorbitant prices and the Skylarov incident) how much we appreciate all their hard work.
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# MS paint is a good place to start if you like paintmash stylee
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# and then you can make things as good as this
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Argh!
TV's most evil woman! Kill it! Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# try www.downloads.com
for a shareware/freeware gif animator and use MSPaint if you haven't got a better image program.
Althought I shouldn't mention it but (cough) try Kazza (cough)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# OK cool
thanks everyone!!

I'll have a look and see what I can find - but then you'll have to put up with my rubbish piccies :D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# We have to put up with a lot of rubbish piccies
most of them mine. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# everyone loves rubbish pics
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Rubbish? that's pure class
yay for funny buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Yup


EDit: I can never remember the bloody filename!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# my music teacher
at school had big boobies!
odd!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# my music teacher at school
has started adopting romanian orphans three so far... i suppose everyone needs a hobby (and lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# So did mine
more worryingly, my music teacher was a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# mooberiffic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# ugh!
mrs chapman could balance a drink on hers... 100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
that was my music teacher's name!
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:16, archived)
# whats that got to do with the price of carrots??
oh i get you now :p
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# www.gimp.org
alternatively, paint shop pro seems to get given away for free on magazine covers quite regularly. you might want to give that a shot!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# You might consider Photoshop Elements.
It has many of the less advanced components of Photoshop, but much cheaper and easier to learn.
Or get an old version of Photoshop second-hand, via ebay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# paint shop pro
it's easy to use once you've played with it for a while

+ it's cheaper than Adobe, not as computery and far less wanky
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# heheheeh
Marvelous

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Badum
Tish!

Woo you, you awful pun artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# arf
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# delightfully good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# ye
olde brillie jokee
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Thank you one and all for the nice comments.
They brightened up a dull Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)