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# I'm new
hello, I'm new to this, just need some help plz, i was readin how to put an image on here, and it goes on about having web space, cant i just add ann image to a post so it will appear on the board? without messin around with the web space thing, :)
(mack_666, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# no
.
(Bommer remembered to log in, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I'd try jam if I was you
thick smears of the stuff.
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# All over
your body
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# You are Craig David
& ICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I'm only
Craig David on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# i take over
on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# with my luck
I'll get sunday
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# is it
Craig David?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# not in your eyes though,
that would be dangerous
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# if you do get it in your eyes
rinse out immediately with warm water.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# warm soapy water?
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i find it a pain to get
out of my belly button sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Why would you want to get it out
Let it harden and you have some jam stored for emergencies!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Mmmm. Jammy Smears.
A damned fine album.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# or OBGYN slang
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# you
will be.
/ominous
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# You already took my soul
& my employability it looks like...

What else can you do to me?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I could
revoke your Jam Access.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I haven't had jam
since Hartley stopped making their "Family Jam" - jam with no bits of fruit or pips in.

/8 year old
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# they were done under the trade descriptions act.
apparently the jam contained less than 1percent family
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I bet
www.familyjam.com is an interesting web site.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# belongs to ukreg.com
its for sale if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I ahve no
incest in all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# you need hosting
as sites like geocities won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Sorry you're gonna
need to mess about with the web space thing, it sounds more difficult than it is, read the FAQ (link at the top of this page) about how to set up an MSN group

Edit: Quick repost from Saturday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# that is jolly good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Once again,
you surpass yourself with this anim sir. Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# here you go...
click the link at the top of the page that says "faq". absorb the contents, then delete this thread before people get un-fluffy.

x x x welcome !
(schminkypinky, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# No,
you need some web space, youneed to read the faq , but welcome anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Doesn't
sound like a young laydee this time. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Did anyone work out who Sexygirl was?
There were various clues dropped on Friday which made me sure I knew who it was but no confirmation.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Is she a regular then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# but who?
not a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Good lord, no!

Not sure if I should say. Think I'd better wait and see if he/she/it turns up again and then maybe all can be reviled revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Hi there,
Welcome, you seem like a nice chap! Read the FAQ up there at the top of the page. It's very informative and there are even pictures!

can someone please turn off the cranberry of a filter now?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# The Scorpions
"Wind of Change" is running through my head, see how lovely we all are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# rinse your mind out young man!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Its a good song,
"The wint off chaynchiz".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Tayk me!
To da message of da moment
on a Gorky night...
or summink like that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Well, *I*'m up before dinner time!
I feel strange. I think I'll go back to bed.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
they're like the will young of rock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Think about it.
With all due fluffiness: Why, when you know that's the case, would you ask the question hopingto get a different answer? Are you a politico?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Read the FAQ (up the top of the board)
You need webspace, free webspace can be found here - www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

FAQ will tell you how to post it!

Welcome : )

/fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# No you need to put it one the
internet or else we won't be able to see it
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hello!
New person. Please read our FAQ..
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# well look at that!
how fluffy are we?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Only because
we think we might being watched...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Ooh,
you cynic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Have to say
I'm impressed. Mild sarcasm, but no nastiness which is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe i was wrong
and this filter may work after all
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Fannybadger!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I think we were reported to...
Offcock for un-fluffiness. Hence the filters.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Yes,
this is my first day back after a self-imposed unfluffiness avoidance...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Its all
rather lovely, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# So far
so good, but I'm prepared to run away again at the first sign of nastiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# /resists urge to be abusive for humourous purposes
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# could it be related to the
way baz "got a new job and stopped posting here"...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# No
things got a lot worse once Baz left. In my opiniparp. Once he told someone to "stick it up their arse" there wasn't the need for a load of people to be rude .
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# we don't get a choice
but the bloody filter is doing my cranberry in
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# You can
get round it if you really want to call someone a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# how
i don't really, but now that i can't i feel the urge... shit watermelon zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# good
i can still say shit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# You need
the web space for us to be able to see the pic. We can't access your computer's hard drive like that.

It's dead simple though, setting up an MSN group is easy MSN How-to.
Alternatively you can upload pix even quicker (but temporarily) at www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Speak for yourself
*hacks hard drive*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah,
but if we all did that, we'd overload his connection and none of us would see the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Try MSN & read
this
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# thx
.
(mack_666, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)
# 1138
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# 1864
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# 1664
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# nearly...
...ten past eleven mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# I've stuck
your little anim in my profile now - still making me laugh 12 hours later..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)