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# SPECIAL IDEA!
EVERYONE SCAN THEIR FACES! :O


CFB

edit: oops forgot the image :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Oh dear
=/
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Hummm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
i was waiting for something like that
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Bravo, sir!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# An improvement
(wouldn't be difficult)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I think I speak for everyone,
especially those who asked you again and again again to stop doing this, when I say.
Please, go away.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# seconded
thirded
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# They concur...
(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# fall
over?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Looking at the profile
and the suggestion to scan in one's own face, does one detect a slight case of narcissism here?
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Yes
He should know better
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# He might be onto something though.
Only what if we did it with cats! Then they'd be, like, catscans! lol!!1!1!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# happy
now?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# They weren't talking about you
don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry. As I said, no offence.
Just a bit of an in-joke. Could have explained better I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# We were just reminiscing.
Back in days gone by, if you used an HTML tag (say, <b>) in your post, without using the tag to close it, you'd manage to apply that attribute to the entire board below your post hence "TAGS!" and "Who broke the board?"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *awash with nostalgia*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Remember when the board didn't accept text
and we had to write each post in binary?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I liked the
Morse Code version of the board better
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I'm learning morse code.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I still have my carrier pigeons
I used to send in my pictures
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I made my own programming language,
called Bonk many years ago. It was just for fun. But the only useful thing anyone ever wrote in it was a program that converted text into morse code. The source of that program looks like this:


$p="§ etinamsdrgukwohblzfcpöväxqüyjç56§7駧8§/§§§§§94§§§§§å§3§§ñ2§10§§§§§§§:§";
$s="$p§§§?§§§§§\"§§§§§§§§§§§'§§-§§§§§§§§.§§(§§§§§,";o">";$d="   ";$d[0]*0+8;
$d[2]*0+8;%l*0+115;%c*0;:a;g%b;i(%b=13);jo;i((%b!=8)|(%c=0));jb;%c-1;$i[%c]*0;
o"$d";:b;s<:c;jf;:c;i((%r=0)|(%b=167));ja;$i[%c]*0+%b;$j[0]*0+%b;o"$j";%c+1;ja;
:o;o"\n";%g*0;$t="·-";:d;i(%g=%c);je;%b*0+$i[%g];%g+1;s<:t;jf;:t;i(%r=1);jn;
$j[0]*0+$t[%r!2];o"$j";%r»1;i(%r>=2);jt;:n;o"   ";jd;:f;%p*0;%r*0;:l;%p+1;
i(%p>%l);s>pc;i!(%b=$s[%p]);jl;%r+%p;s>pc;:e;{Hopefully no comments are needed}


100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# You, Sir
are truly a geek.

(Meant in a sort of awe-struck way)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Well, I didn't write that
(although I think its the only Bonk program in existance that I didn't write). My "best" Bonk program was a two player draughts game.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hey, you wrote your own language
that's geeky enough to earn you a fairly large amount of respect from me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# more than one :)
That wasn't as hard as another "just for fun" project. I invented a 6502 based computer, wrote an emulator (well enough to get a display up and read the keyboard) and then wrote a BASIC interpreter for it in 6502 assembler.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# "Hopefully no comments are needed"
No course not...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe
The guy also sent me the un-obfuscated version with comments and labels longer than 1 charactor. That makes a little more sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# well
i wont bother deleting it this time then
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# marvelous.
Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I remember
That was fun
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Oh
... person who apologised for netiquette and deleted the thread here, don't worry. They weren't accusing you of anything with that "TAGS!" conversation.

Edit: See above :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# oops
well sorry. im a bit paranoid...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# The one thing you need to remember
is that we're not really all that harsh or mean, its just the medium of text which makes everything sound so serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *hides binoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# *hides sniper rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# hides
id pout something here but i cant think of anything anyway i dont count
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# yes you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# one
two three four...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# five six seven eight nine ten
ELEVEN TWELVE!

/sesame street nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# heh
never watched that :(
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# That's an interesting question.
How long do you have to be here/how many frontpages do you have to get before you do count?

/idle musings...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# *hides rhinocerous*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# HOW ABOUT...
no
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Don't make me unfluffy
You wouldn't like me when I'm unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Not the state I am this morning...

/edit Jimmy Hill!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# you must be fun at parties
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# "special idea".
are you special then?
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# do you go to
a 'special' school?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# no
but i was taught how to count by ducks.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# birds taught me to sing
when they took me to their king
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i would
but i've just smashed my head into it in frustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I might try and scan my cat when I get home
If I can get her to hold still for a minute (unlikely)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# OR YOU COULD
SPEND YOUR TIME DRINKING
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Please
You're just going to annoy people by doing this and the board has only just been through a horrible bout of severe unfluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Mind you
this thread would be worthwhile if someone could post a link to the picture of Hugo in a pint of Guinness (possibly done by popt art).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# close enough?


edit: I've never actually seen him drink guiness though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yay!
Good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Yep,
and its all lovely and splendid at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# doing stupid
stuff is annoying people? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I think you're just being
a bit over enthusiastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# i'm
excited to be back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# you should have
gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# then post something funny and exciting
nobody wants to see your mugshot, we want to see kittens and american presidents performing rediculous stunts
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# He is an old hand
round here you know, it's a new improved fluffy b3ta and the last thing we need is more pictures of the so-called President!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# well do you like 'wacky' jim davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I mainly meant
encouraging people to post unedited scans of their faces is hardly going to brighten everyone's day.

Admittedly, my last pix were hardly any better (if at all).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Mis-read
I thought he said faeces
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you mean he didn't?
www.thewaterpage.com/images/compost2.jpg
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# scatscan
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# What Happened
to that Japanese Scat Dolls site ?
(seems to have gone to web-heaven)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# cor blimey.
that was the thing thing I did in uni about 9 years ago.

edit:second thing was to scan my todger. Hopefully, lots of people now have my genital epiphileals (spelling) over their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)