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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

Aha ha ha

very good.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

thats not beckham -thats his wife

whatsername the pig in a dress

(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

D'you mean

Victoria Beckham?

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foop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Tee

hee

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

most people's wives tend

to have the same last name as them

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

yeah but

er y'know..

(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

haha

that's right

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

like he's really 'beckham' though

isn't he?

(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

he is, yeah?

*confused*

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

so it's more like

this picture is more 'victorian beckhams less talented wife'
edit;or"beckhams victorian wife'

(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

not really

as it's a pun on her first name yah see?
Which is Victoria, followed in the standard way by her surname, Beckham

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

i'm off to do some ironing

on my irony board
edit;
halting site is the plural

(pikey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

whats the plural of pikey?

pikies?
or
pikeys?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

why do you ask?

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

i honestly don't know

perhaps it part of my desire to know absolutly everything in the universe

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

I'm not sure

I've never had the honour of pluralising a Pikey

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

cranberry s

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

no, his real name is

Rupert T Blair

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

arf

:-)

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

yes

her name is victoria BECKHAM

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Do you not think

it may be pun on her first name?

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

I keep laughing at the whatsername bit.

Pigs eh

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Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

which "pig in a dress"?

pic

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

lol nice shop bad pun

but whats she got to do with the interweb

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

shhhh

i was trying to ignore the fact i had totally ignored the interweb ;p

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

doesn't she want to close it down?

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

why?

oh a kazaa typa thing?

yes probably but then she is a twit (ha you didn't filter that word)

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

I bet 'twirp'

is OK as well

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

how about trollop?

nope not that one either

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

and twazzock

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

she's pissed off

because she thinks no-ones sharing their Victoria Beckham MP3s (like anybody has Victoria Beckham MP3s)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

i don't know that

i can remember a single song she's released since going solo

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

She's released songs?

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

She's been released?

The lock on my wardrobe is normally stronger

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

there was that one she did with

Dane Bowers.
Not remembering it is the best way forward

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

you're out of your mind

it was brilliant*

*100% FALSE

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

was that the one that went

ARGLE BARGLE OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAA

or something?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

no, that was the noise the audience made

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

you're out of your mind, she released no such song

Tee Hee

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

she's hot

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

shes a rake

an annoying old rake

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

hot annoying

old rake

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

skinny

annoying rough bint imo ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

i concur

only i concurred before you did

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

i hear you

but as a 135 pound weakling my taste runs to other skinny bints . . . and look at those cheekbones. I lost my potato peeler and she's got one built in!

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

I can't stand her!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

watch it

she's my mum.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

Go on, darlin'!

Show us yer ankles!

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

I say...

it's looks like she's on stilts!

(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Ding

dong!

(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

heh heh!

wooo!

TJ!

I'm getting broadband and I need to think of a host name. Can any clever b3tans out there think of an amusing name / pun to use?

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fishsticks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

suckmylemonsquidface

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

skeletor...

...she promotes feelings of violence within me.

(bob n bev, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

Go Home!

Go Home now!!!

(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)