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# big
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster
(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# aren't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Arrgh! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
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the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa! the Spa!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# you have problems
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(useless3, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# bless you, you are trying hard
but the link remains blue
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# your on my isps
blacklist now.

you must be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Did you know that if you're ever going Bream fishing,
then Spam is one of the best things to catch the little bastards.

Dont ask me why. There must be spam out there in the wild somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# loganberry paste is the ultimate lure
if you want to catch an armadillo


110% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Is a loganberry
the thing that hangs from Wolverines arse?

Or have I got the wrong name?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# which is more expensive though?
a pound of spam or a pound of bream?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# A pound of pounds I expect.
But nevertheless, bream fucking love spam.
You'd think that a mars bar or something would be nicer, but oh no, the little fuckers want something made out of unnamed mammals.

And who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Jim Morrison
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I buy my bream
from the fishmongers.


If i were a fish I'd probably be most easily caught with tuna. I just love tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# If I were a fish then I'd be easily caught.
I fucking love hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# speshially
skyhooks
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# If I were a fish
they'd be able to catch me by dangling consumer electronics in front of me. If the electric shock doesn't get me, the flashy lights and inviting buttons surely will.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# It's there . . .
But spends most of its time hiding from the bream . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# its a well known fact
that once fish get the taste for spam, they become spam-eaters for the rest of their lives
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# which tend to be short
if you're using it for fishing bait.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# not a very good one,
sweetheart. Unless you have a nice deep fat frier and are going to make spam fritters, I'd try another tack.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# i actually like them
much to my surprise
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# is pink eye
American for conjunctivitus?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i'm not american
we just use it for people who look like they've been smoking something they shouldn't and thus have pinky coloured eyes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I consider myself
informed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Spam fritters? SO seventies.
Woo.

A man goes to work, comes home and sees his wife battering £20 notes and chucking them in the deep fat frier.
He says 'i can't believe you're frittering our money away like this...'

I love that joke. I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# You need to get our more then.
I'm a fine one to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh c'mon
i only got in a while ago. That's a great un-rude joke.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Tis true,
it's a winner alright. I just wish that I could remember some unrude or inoffensive jokes.

You been OK? Like the rum?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'm ok
damn busy at work. Rum, I think , was lovely - it went to a raffle home, so I assume good, thankyou.
You should've come, you odd people.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# arrrf
grand joke that

fish swims into a wall


damn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# i want to abuse you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# abuse him
hard
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
#
'I’ve been working on Being Dumb for Dumbys came up with it myself thank you very much.'

quite.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# the people who run this site
want us to be nice to you

you're making it difficult

come here and hug me
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# free hugs?
what do i have to do?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# not spam
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm in a good mood...how did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# blimeh
you must be in a good mood if you're hugging me...
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# in case you hadn't noticed
that's several times in a row you have posted this. it hasn't worked.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# does your carer know you're using their PC?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)