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# Lynda Barker will sell anything


Anyone else sick of her yet?

Clickum biggum
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I seriously would...
EDIT:
Though it would involve her being gagged (or gagging) so I wouldn't have to listen to her whiney litlle voice. Anna Rider-Richardson would be in on the act too for a threesome. Probably dressed in leather. With a whip.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# really?
she's so screechy
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# erm
no
(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I would too
(CheeseOnToast occasionally with Worcester Sauce, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I would too. She looks like
a right dirty tut-tut.

I hear she actually keeps her eyes wide open as you apply your warm scumble-glaze. Filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# DFS
Don't Fuck Sofas ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# She has
the most annoying voice I think I've ever heard. Apart from Ann Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yes
me, I HATE the currys ads!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# I like currys
There's nothing grander then a decent chicken Madras...
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# "cuuurys!.....allwaaays.....cuuting....priiices!"
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# *snip snip!*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Prices?
I think 'corners' is more fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! cantshopforshit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)
#
It's the way she makes a Beadle-Claw hand at the end that pisses me off. The other bird in the advert is quite tidy though.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# And they seem
to have a more, erm, complicated relationship. Barker's forever running her fingers along stuff while gazing at the other one. Who tuts in a 'look at my silly girlfriend' way. It's proper strange, I tell thee...
(Lapin, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Snip-
-fucking snip.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# What lovely rounded cushions
Wipe clean surface.

mmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Threadjack
is someone on here [email protected]? Theyve added me to their MSN contacts and i dont know who it is?
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
# She
does my head in! grrr
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Ummmmmmm
clicky, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# is that SFW?
I don't think so!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)
# SFW?
she's actually got pants on... although they are V small!
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Well
if you're allowed to look at girls' arses all day, then you're very lucky. I, for one, am not.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# As a founding BLOPE member...
..I thought you would like it
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Of course I do
The gay Chief Constable doesn't approve, though.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# i think it is not
sexy for woo
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# kill her!
kill her now ,HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
I would.

i don't really have problem with her selling sofas.

i get irritated by her selling white goods for curry's.

if she did come round to mine whin my ladie was out, here is the list on how i would do her.

Arse
Gob
Arse

then probably arse again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)