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# I would just like to take this opportunity to say
COME ON ENGLAND!

If we loose to those goddamn convicts I dont know what I'll do
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# consider suicide
or failing that, consider the lily
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# i consider
the moon.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# good choice
we like the moon, after all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# what
Keith Moon
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# him too
but I was thinking of this:
www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# go away and be quiet?
no wait. that was a statement.

go away and be quiet
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Cock
off
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)
# I fail to see
what is wrong about supporting ones country. It is not racist or biggoted so please tell me what is so wrong about saying COME ON ENGLAND.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# no funny picture
or other similarly interesting piece of web material to entertain those of us who come here because it isn't a sport site

and of course it's racist, if not "come on england" then calling the aussies "convicts" would definitely count
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# But they are
bloody convicts.

I'll take them all on!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# THEIR ALL GAY!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# I'm sure there are lots of sports message boards
where you'll get other people to join you in the pointless shout of "COME ON ENGLAND"
b3ta isn't really the place
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Try
www.fuckinglagerlouts.com
or
www.iwantafight.com
or
www.sportencouragesviolence.com

hehehe Ficking hate it.

A picture says a thousand words.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# Haha
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Guess who never got
picked.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Guess who
never wanted to be picked?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Is that
because the big boys played rough?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# No
It's because I was intellectually above them.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# So your argument is
that you are far to intellectually superior to play sport.

yeeeesssss, riiiiiight.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Exactly,
and I can spell "too" correctly.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# But
I voluntarily decided to choose PE at school, despite being, by your definition, intellectually superior, to most of my classmates...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Each
2 his/her own
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
#
/banana sits back, content in the knowledge that she has sex a lot more than Blackmoon.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# With a
banana?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Yes
well done.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# i am intellectually superior
to the football that i mindlessly hoofed round a field for charity yesterday.

just.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Did you win?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# nope
although i am not seriously injured, so i consider it to have been a successful match.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# guess who played
netball with the girls instead.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Errrr.
you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# aye.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# They
were too rough for me.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# well yes,
eventually for me too.
now the only sport i do is taking the dog for a walk.
and even she is harder than me.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# But the spirit
is still there....

Let's face it, if we all went back to our respective play-grounds, we'd rock.

honest
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# bernie
clifton?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# I never got picked
then I never much wanted to play most things.
I liked sport until PE teachers got involved, and took the fun out of it
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# When you say
'involved' - I think you should seek some form of counselling for that. That's not really what is supposed to happen at school.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# but I was at Public School
I think institutional abuse is one of the things that's meant to make a man of you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Hah!
You're as posh as me.

Bovine Bovine! I bet Pootle says 'Rugger' too!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# so
having my back scrubbed in the showers wasn't supposed to be part of the program?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Yeah right...
..but on an egg-chasing website, yeah?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# who said it was racist or bigoted?
Ooh, and on the same point, who went on about convicts? Hm?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# don't be silly
it's going to be late at night in Sydney, and the England rugby team aren't likely to be on the board at the moment.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Oh yes we are,
we're up late sniffing performance enhancing drugs off the back of prostitute kangaroos.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
oh well in that case "Cum on England"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*collapses*

you have to keep that ID all day now
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Nope,
unscrupulous people will steal my name.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# ah.
fair point.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# i'm in melbourne and its only 7:30.
but the simpsons are about to start so I doubt anyone will be on the internet.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# oh OK
I'm not very good at knowing time zones
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Kill yourself?
I'll help.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Ficking rugby! Ficking sport
I ficking hate it.

Especially football. bleuughh!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Yeah!
Come on England!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Much
as I agree with the sentiment of the first part of your message I'd still like to know where your funny picture is?

www.b3ta.com/board/2355818
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)
# REO Speedwagon?
RAWK!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# ha ha
what a random moment.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Okay
well that was a bizarre thread...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# No, you are a wrong.
What's more, you know that you are wrong.

I expect a full-written apology on my desk - including precise reasoning as to the extent of your wrongness - by 9am.

Besides, it was yesterday that I got woken up by the strains of soft rock.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Pah!
Soft Rock r00lz.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# I'd
have preferred Toto or, baring in mind tomorrow's big event, Men At Work.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ah, Toto.
*switches on MP3 player*

"I saw the rain come down in Africaaaaaaaaa..."

Mmmm... Soft Rock...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Don't make me
break out my copy of The Greatest Rock Ballads In The World EVer II..!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Woo hoo!
"more than a feeeeeeeeeling... this is morrrrrre than a feeeeeeeeling..."

For the record, I am now listening to Van Halen. Do you see what you've started? Hmm?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I'm not sure
but I think I'm scared...

It must have been love, but it's over now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I'll see your "It must have been love"
and i'll raise you "alone" by Heart

"i never really cared until i met youuuuuuuuuuuuu... and now it chills me to the bbone... how can i get you a-lonnnnne... (takes deep breath) allllloooooooooooooooonnneeeeeeeee"

/passes out
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Oh watermelon!
Now XFM are playing Jump..!

"You've got to roh oh oh oh oll with the punches..."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# woot!
i knew they'd come round to my way of thinking eventually. i can stop emailing them under a different name every 30 seconds now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# If they
start playing T'Pau I shall hunt you down like a dog.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# ah.
you heard about that too?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I'd prefer TaTu
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# "COME ON ENGLAND!"
That's what we need, more Rugby bukkake.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# titter
bukkake..

I never knew what that was until, well, until I ummm saw a picture someone *else* had downloaded off the internet.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)