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[challenge entry] ALL HAIL THE HOLY SPECIAL BREW TREE!


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(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Funnily enough, I managed to get to 40 without ever tasting it.
Then had some the other day. Christ it's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# what
worries me is that I read that as a special spew tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:05, archived)
# you're probably right
It tastes like concentrated dog wee
(weedom, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)
# It is evil
Try it ice cold, it weakens the taste. Good for blackouts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:06, archived)
# A bunch of colleagues god me bladdered when I was 17
on tenants while they were drinking heineken. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)
# ?
is there a big difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)
# you know what's great?
white lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Absolutely
Many a summer spent blasted on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# the trick is to
pretend it's slightly-off champagne, and that you are puff daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)
# hehehe
never tried that...
roll on summer!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)
# my local off licence
refuses to sell that to anyone.
he tells people that want it to go look in asda's disinfectant aisle.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# what?
so he actually has some but doesn't sell it?
great business mind!
(I helped save b3ta! bertram, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)
# he has promo stuff for it on the counter
but won't sell it. the real reason why is because the got stung for underage booze sales, so thought by getting rid of white lightning no more kids would come in.

the fool!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)
# bollocks to that-
Thunderbird is the only drink you need if you plan to spend your days on a park bench
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Thunderbird!
Especially the black label one. Used to drink oceans of that when I was a squatter.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)
# the back of my throat
still winces at the thought of it..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:11, archived)
# kirov was the drink of champions when i were a lad
then we realised how shit it was
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Nothing beats Buckfast
Caffein + Alchohol = some poor bugger getting a doing.
(rubberducky, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)
# ...and
Omeaga cider, also Tennents Super
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Yes, White Lightning is tops.
Specially with skunk.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)
# why not try
guiness+pernod+black
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Or even....
Spesh and 8 Pro plus tablets, A night to forget and 3 days to recover
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's designed for tramps
there's a chemical in it that reacts to the loose polymers picked up from licking the inside of mcdonalds burger packaging
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)
# It's nice mixed with
vodka and orange (sugar puffs are optional)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Anyone who can drink more than 3 cans
Is either homeless, or a biker. Possible fact.
(rubberducky, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# .
I am neither homeless or a biker

I can drink 5 (tops)

I am an alcoholic, buts thats a different story.

hic...
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)
# love your name
RIP Frank
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Odd
this must be a day for musically inspired user names! Sheikyerbouti is my favorite Zappa album!
Lovin the tree of xmas joy, 8 ace would love that!
(yacob, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)
# twas
the first Zappa album I bought
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Lumpy gravy
was mine, I got hooked on the wieredness!!
RIP Frank - If there was one act I could see it would be him!
(yacob, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)
# And what about
Rod, Jane and Freddy?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Rod jane and freddy
They drank spesh and listened to Zappa???
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I saw him once.
Getting out of a car and going into a hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Sweet!
One of my lecturers worked with him on some shows in the UK and on a couple tracks for some album or other (one of the many!)
(yacob, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)