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[challenge entry] If Drugs Were Legal

All My Posts Would Be Late!

(somehow it looked better when i thought of it!)

From the Gangsta's in da hood challenge. See all 316 entries (closed)

(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I like that.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Funny that
it looks remarkably similar to the view I have at present!
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# cool :)
tj - i saw weebl and bob on the side of a double decker bus today, 'cept they were cow versions of them :)
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)
# and i poured diet coke all over a computer...
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# BZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!!!
Looks like an old Macintosh II or something...
Death with Indignity
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# 486 sx33 with no hd
more pics and video! - could someone edit the vid so it's brighter and shorter?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)
# i'll take that as a no then...
what package would let me make the whole film lighter in brightness and shorter?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)
# used virtual dub and made it
1mb rather than 3mb but it's still too dark
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)
# good lord thats old
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I spent two hours,
obtaining, smoothing, sanding and painting a large stick.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Oh?
And how's the long grey beard coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I bought a short white one today.
Along with some white hair spray. I still have to finish making my white robes though.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# i didn't pour anything on my fan heater,
but when i tried to move it, it sparked at me and sent tingles up my right side.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Was it arousing?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# highly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)
# You know those stickers on disposable cameras
that caution you that taking them apart may result in an electric shock?

They're not wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# did you
take pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# That's the adverts he's doing
www.sumo-dojo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# 443 kB ?!?!?!?!
for a JPEG ?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# well
his jpeg had the munchies and took a few extra bytes.
(GeekyBill, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# ....
Groan
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# your name is perfect for you
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# ..
How So?
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)
# it's
that big it made my monitor fall over
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Possibly????
I'm not to good at this photoshopping
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Sorry?!?!?!
I got ?!?!? carried away ?!?!?! with my ! punctua!!!tion!?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# it's because of people like you,
that poor children all over the world can't finish their sentences properly.

conserve punctuation!
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# It's cool
I've been sending my spare ~ and # to a family in Nicaragua for years now. It's the least I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)
# what the hell good are ~ and # going to do them!?
they are in Nicaragua FFS.

they'll need to exclaim and declare.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)
# how is that possible?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# it's massive, that's why!!!
click it and see!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# ......
Blushes modestly
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)
# is it worth waiting for?
I'm still waiting for it to load
(Symball, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)
# I wouldn't hold your breath
You may be some time
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)
# why not make it a link
or compress it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)
# so, where they say "All my post would be late"
they really mean
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Motherfucker!
I made a 11inch by 17inch jpg at print resolution... even uncompressed it was only just over 100Kb!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)
# seriously, this guy deserves some credit i think
a .bmp would be smaller.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I cannot for the life of me
work out how he's managed to make it so big!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# i'm amazed,
i just opened it and saved it as a .jpg at the highest quality and it's only 140 kb.

dumbfounded i am.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)
# two minutes
I'll see what I can do
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I've zoomed it in to 2000 pixels wide
and the text on the front page is easy to read.
I'm not quite sure how they've managed that resolution from a 250 pixel pic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Try it now
I shrunk the original

edit/-again
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)
# it is smaller.
i wasn't too concerned about the filesize myself.

just confused by it.
very confused.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I wasn't sure
what all the fuss was about but I thought I better make it smaller incase I spoiled anyones web browsing experience.
(B3atMessiah, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)
# there are size limits in deference
to the b3tans on dial up
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# dial-up b3tans don't like big files
they clog their drains.

best to keep them small.
it's all in faq.
(yakmonkey, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# and
you'll be thanked for it :)
a lot of people are on dial up and 400k+ pics will make their modems scream for mercy !
as a guide it's recommended that 200k is a good maximum file size , usually for anims , it's a nice pic all the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# i hate you,
and i hate your stinking family.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)
# well....
you got there in the end.... smaller is better tho!
I think you saved it at a very high resolution... silly boy!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)
# thats
my laptop that is!
and thats exactly the view i see everytime i use it.
(justthevlad, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)