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[challenge entry] Hand me a gun

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
she niiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# And, of course...
...she has hooooooooge whappies.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Kellie
brook innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# yiyiyiyiyi!
Them is some serious well presented hooters topped with a lucious coating of brunette!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# OMG
what a way to go.......
(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *take masses of babrituates*
*downs bottle of vodka*
*puts bag on head*
*jumps off cliff into noose*
*shoots self*

EDIT: May we please have the original picture
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# i think
that may be Kelly Brooke?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Yup
The image name gives a good hint...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)
# well
I wanted to test my knowledge of wank fodder!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# JESUS!!!
she sure looks better in that pic than she does on her website!
www.kellybrooke.com/free.html
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Sure
This is full size, I'm afraid...

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# that
Jason Statham is a lucky, luck man.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# this'll keep your modem busy
http://images.google.com/images?as_q=kelly+brook&svnum=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=xxlarge&as_filetype=jpg&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

or here (NSFW) under 'K':
www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/oops_index.htm

[EDIT] you used to be able to type any female celeb's name and 'robbs' to go straight there - until the fucking search engine spammers cottoned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Here's another one.
Of her.

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)
# that
is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)
# but
a lie with inverted cleavage
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)
# upside
down

cleavage...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Well.....
I've already killed myself.

Proof!

Do I win?
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *gulp*
before or after?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Erm...
Before.

Then she shoots you!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)
# longs ah gets the tittiewank foist
I is okay with allthat.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Is easy to escape,
just aim your man-fat into her eyes so it blinds her, then steal her gun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# pay attention
007!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Shorry
R.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)
# just after -
I'm not going in to the light, I want to stay and watch!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Can I just throw one over
and maim myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# define "topping yourself"
/mayall
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I'd like to
top her self
(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Bloody hell
I would
(Rev. Otana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# give me that gun back! It's mine! Mine I tell you!
(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)