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# hello everybody
I'm sixteen weeks old and thought you all might like a wave
(thebearcubsbruv, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Not another one
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Oooooooooooo!
Wow! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# it's eaten the fear
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
#
that's no fear!
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# you are a hotbed
of virility

woo theBear!

Nice one matey!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
What a clever little cub!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# good lord
another one? is thebear going for some sort of record?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# naah
just his own football team
(Clockwork, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# American Football Team
maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# ahhhhh
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Strict Catholics are ye?
congratumalations though, to you MrsB and the cub.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Arrgghhh! Catlicks!
Run for de hills, mudder!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Sharrup ya bleedin' finnian.
'pogue ma hone'

/gratuitous use of foreign cursing.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# and
up yours too!
(mary magdalen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# GAH!
I've been slighted in colloquial Irish!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# blimey
you're breeding mighty quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# his seed...
...is good
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# and mrsbear carry good pod
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# is this medical terminology
you're using?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# yes
we both qualified at the Betty F'nord clinic specialising in trousers and jam

thebear Phd Sic. Gloves
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Was everything OK at the scan?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
BREED DAMN YOU BREED!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# So true!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# all this talk of mens fertility being lower then 50 years ago

seem not to have affected your dad, he's a one man baby making machine.
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# according to Alan Titchmarsh
the secret to fertility is to fork some well rotted horse shit into the area twice a year
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I didn't know you were working on a sequel! :)
Congratulations!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Yay
so young and already playing to the crowds!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# woo!
And welcome! Pull up a kitten, shop a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave*

*b3ta, not the womb
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# now that made me chuckle.
ta.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# *waves*
The BearCub2 - Bears cubber.
or some similarly bad us hollywood sequel-related nomenclature.

Well done on your top-notch fertility. any tips? Do you only wear hand-knitted undergarments?
Do you rub yourself with unguents or a bull pizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# all of the above
Oh and never sit on radiators
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# this:
www.b3ta.com/board/2583360
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# erk.
think i'd rather sit on radiators. damn Titchmarsh (the man, not the suffolk village)
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Hello!
bruv?
I think Daddy Bear might dress you in girl's clothing!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# he can borrow mine
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# To go camping in
mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)