b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Inappropriate Endorsements » Message 2650666 (Thread)

NSFW

and so very wrong
Felicity Kendal

Thanks Bovine for idea

From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:23, archived)

I'm sure bovine will be very proud

(

rob, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:24, archived)

seamless :P

(

lemony, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:25, archived)

I say!

I snogged Felicity Kendal's daughter when I was college. 100% FACT.

(

Toma_o, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)

by snogged do you mean stalked?

(

lemony, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:26, archived)

snogged!

(

Toma_o, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)

Really?

You could've at least done the gentlemanly thing and forged a lasting relationship with her daughter for the sole purpose of ~~bedding~~ befriending Felicity Kendal.

(

Dogtanian, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:28, archived)

i really don't get the felicity kendal thing

she was old when the Young ones did it in the 80's, she must be about 200 years old by now.

(

e.parsley, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:30, archived)

still got a nice arse though

(

sick_boy, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)

s'all wrinkly and saggy

i bet.

bet she smells of cat food and stale biscuits too.

edit: and like an elderly care ward

(

e.parsley, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)

*fingers crossed*

(

Dogtanian, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:35, archived)

~~Great~~Sick minds think alike.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)

Did she have as nice an arse as her mother?

Sometimes I worry myself.

(

Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:29, archived)

Yes she did.

and nice..

(

Toma_o, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:43, archived)

Think that's good?

I shagged Monica Lewinsky's sister.

(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)

Oh dear!

If you ever go into politics I'll bet a stained, unwashed garmet appears out of her wardrobe.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:36, archived)

I'll try to avoid that

Anyway, this was years ago... do the stains last that long?

(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)

Well

they can extract dna from burnt mammoth pliestocine hats and stuff, so probably.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)

I fucked the girl out of Hanson.

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:37, archived)

There weren't any

girls in Hanson!

(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)

It's okay

he used the Felicity Kendal method.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)

I don't know what that is

and I'm not sure that I want to know, either.

then again, perhaps it should be photoshopped?

(weedom, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:46, archived)

hehe

wheres that from again?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:38, archived)

family guy

Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter Griffin: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

courtesy of imdb

(

fishsticks, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)

She is one of the most miserable,

fucking up her own arse people that I have ever had the misfortune to work with.

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2650703

(

sick_boy, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)

I'll second that.

(

BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 17:08, archived)

Don't

blame me!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)