Super-big postersI've got access to a super-duper A0 colour printer at work, and would quite like to print out a stylish poster for the wall of my bachelor pad, perhaps to go above my table football table.
Has anyone got any suggestions? We're talking major high-resolution if possible, otherwise each pixel will look the size of my fist.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:29,
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Has anyone got any suggestions? We're talking major high-resolution if possible, otherwise each pixel will look the size of my fist.
What's that supposed to do?it's no different ... except the distinct lack of cranberries ...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:56,
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just looked at yer profileso you're a climber and flew in an Raf sea king....... the first thought is that you fell off and got rescued?
if so read this
(if so read this
Dill,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41,
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Not meMy climbing partner took a fall ice climbing, his gear ripped, and he landed badly. They gave me a lift to hospital too.
You could follow up that article with comments to do with we should all stay wrapped up in cotton wool in our beds. Who pays when a child falls badly off a swing and breaks their legs? The public. Who pays when an RAF chopper comes and picks up a climber? The public. Who pays for the mountain rescue folk? The climbers, walkers and mountaineers who donate money to them.
Edit: I see that page is part of a ramblers site. Look at Mountain Rescue statisitcs: 85% - 90% of rescues are of walkers and ramblers.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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You could follow up that article with comments to do with we should all stay wrapped up in cotton wool in our beds. Who pays when a child falls badly off a swing and breaks their legs? The public. Who pays when an RAF chopper comes and picks up a climber? The public. Who pays for the mountain rescue folk? The climbers, walkers and mountaineers who donate money to them.
Edit: I see that page is part of a ramblers site. Look at Mountain Rescue statisitcs: 85% - 90% of rescues are of walkers and ramblers.
not a ramblers site mateyjust what I do for a living
and if you noted I apologised to real cragrats
it's aimed at the numptys, I've had to guide them of myself a few times
(and if you noted I apologised to real cragrats
it's aimed at the numptys, I've had to guide them of myself a few times
Dill,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:52,
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Fair enoughwas a bit ambiguous about whether you were still having a dig :-)
Gah, tell me about the numpties. Best one I came across - It was pissing it down in Snowdonia, so I went for a scramble (Snowdon Horseshoe). Knowing that if I traversed around to the right on Crib Goch I could get some easy climbing to solo, I came across a group of people in kappa tracksuits, bright white trainers, and one of them had some plastic waterproof thing more suited to a music festival. They were sitting, shit scared on a ledge.
"Is this Snowdon?"
Guided them to the PYG track, and pointed them in the direction of said mountain, including showing them the red notice they had walked past saying "This isn't Snowdon"
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:59,
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Gah, tell me about the numpties. Best one I came across - It was pissing it down in Snowdonia, so I went for a scramble (Snowdon Horseshoe). Knowing that if I traversed around to the right on Crib Goch I could get some easy climbing to solo, I came across a group of people in kappa tracksuits, bright white trainers, and one of them had some plastic waterproof thing more suited to a music festival. They were sitting, shit scared on a ledge.
"Is this Snowdon?"
Guided them to the PYG track, and pointed them in the direction of said mountain, including showing them the red notice they had walked past saying "This isn't Snowdon"
gonna fall of the board soonso I'll catch you up top, got so many numpty tales one on Pathfairies "true encounters" addy in profile, know loads of cragrats who are good folk, meself I only climb for work don't see any pleasure in it but whatever gets you going is fine by me
( Dill,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:05,
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It's like 16 sheets of A4 laid out in a 4x4 pattern.
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:32,
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I'll tell you what would be greatA tropical beach landscape or perhaps even a city at night, like New York lets say...
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:33,
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..What do you call a man with a 1" penis who likes to have sex with felled trees that are floating in an enclosed expanse of water?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:34,
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GroanHeh heh heh.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:40,
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Jeez.I'm really glad I hung on for that one.
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies...,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:40,
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welli never said it would be any good.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41,
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No we're talking... but for the full effect he ought to print each pixel on A0 and then sellotape them all together ...
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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I like the dodgy camera quality,it's like something off the x-files...
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rogan,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:53,
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I was looking on the boardfor a post by someone with a furtive icon so I could copy the url, but there was no-one! you're the only furtive here at the moment...
( rogan,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:50,
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a blokewith pecs and a six pack
carrying a baby in his arm
in black and white
with a fucking massive big badly drawn cock scrawled on in MS paint.
(carrying a baby in his arm
in black and white
with a fucking massive big badly drawn cock scrawled on in MS paint.
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41,
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better stillwith the cock as a watermark effect, so it picks up only from certain angles, and so makes ladies feel like the perverts they no doubt really are, and makes men a bit worried and confused.
( Ulic hissing slightly,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:48,
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goatsethat'll test the visiting habits of the ladies.
and the blokes
and possibly make you try a park bench out.
or at a pinch, no hands with Brian Blessed's head
(and the blokes
and possibly make you try a park bench out.
or at a pinch, no hands with Brian Blessed's head
Ulic hissing slightly,
Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:47,
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