after being woken up at 4:00 am
I calmed myself by making this...
I dont know what it is or why it is, all I can say is...its crap, have at it :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27,
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I dont know what it is or why it is, all I can say is...its crap, have at it :)
woo TJ
anyone know a decent website to get cheap PCs / laptops?
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35,
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haha
or "what are we. your linking to a place where there are cheap pcs and laptop bitches?"
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37,
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I's o.k.
reckon you should do a bump pic every week then we can animate it to show him/her afterwards
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:40,
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Heh!
Going for a scan next Friday - I'll post that on the board :)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42,
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when we had ours scanned
it just looked like a fish,
better res these days tho'
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:46,
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better res these days tho'
I don't know either
but it would make a smashing stained-glass window
(actually ... "smashing" probably not the best choice of modifier there)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31,
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(actually ... "smashing" probably not the best choice of modifier there)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
my fucking room is infested with tiny little red mite things
the cunts are everywhere. i must have squashed about 100, hoovered up who knows how many, and still the little bastards are all over the place.
i have squashed 7 during the typing of this..
might be time to break out the old deoderant blowtorch trick.
lovely toad btw, wouldn't have calmed me!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:32,
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the cunts are everywhere. i must have squashed about 100, hoovered up who knows how many, and still the little bastards are all over the place.
i have squashed 7 during the typing of this..
might be time to break out the old deoderant blowtorch trick.
lovely toad btw, wouldn't have calmed me!
um
really small.
about a millimetre
they smear red when you squish em
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35,
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about a millimetre
they smear red when you squish em
nah i don't think so
just red smears all over my fingers
there's that many i'm sure i would have noticed the biting by now..
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:39,
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there's that many i'm sure i would have noticed the biting by now..
you reckon?
doesn't sound too bad that..
and it makes sense that there are so many of them
hahaha they will have no chance when they realise there is no greenery in here!
the cunts.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47,
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and it makes sense that there are so many of them
hahaha they will have no chance when they realise there is no greenery in here!
the cunts.
well the pic isn't quite national geographic quality
but they're common
and they could just have taken up residence in an old sprouting potato down the back of your sofa
(of course - if they eat you overnight then I am probably wrong)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54,
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and they could just have taken up residence in an old sprouting potato down the back of your sofa
(of course - if they eat you overnight then I am probably wrong)
they came in
on an old plank from the garage
or possibly breezeblocks from outside
so i dunno, neither seem particularly likely aphid spots..
they are definitly thinning out though hehe..
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:58,
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or possibly breezeblocks from outside
so i dunno, neither seem particularly likely aphid spots..
they are definitly thinning out though hehe..
dont flame them!!!!
make a little commune for them out of an old fish tank, some top soil, sticky back plastic and old jazz mags, they will be overjoyed!
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34,
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make a little commune for them out of an old fish tank, some top soil, sticky back plastic and old jazz mags, they will be overjoyed!
Hmmm..
just make sure you don't set fire to anything, like carpet, PC or yourself....
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34,
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No, no, no.
Set fire to all of the above, film it and send it to the newsletter.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35,
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Bet they wouldn't even show it.
Cause an Old Grandad falling out a caravan door is much funnier*
*(May or not be true - just depends on my mood)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:41,
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*(May or not be true - just depends on my mood)
twas possibly
part of the nightmares that woke me...though it does seem jolly, and not nightmarish mostly.
thanks all for the doubly calming woos and compliments :)
/hugs
/goes back to bed
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34,
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thanks all for the doubly calming woos and compliments :)
/hugs
/goes back to bed
Not evil
bedbugs, I hope. It's all over the news that the bastards have made a comeback. They're everwhere, like those legless insects that live on everyone's eyelashes.*
*100% true.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35,
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*100% true.
if they've got eight legs
(actually ... if they're big enough to count the legs) then they're money spiders
which are a "good thing" as they eat aphids
if they're really really ickul then they could be aphids - in which case they're a "bad thing"
(entirely from a houseplant perspective)
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37,
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which are a "good thing" as they eat aphids
if they're really really ickul then they could be aphids - in which case they're a "bad thing"
(entirely from a houseplant perspective)
If you sell the decks
you will then have money to buy some records.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:38,
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Crikey
that's twice in less than an hour, I'm beginning to think it's true.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3067717
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42,
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/3067717
Sounds like red spider mites.
harmless, and almost bright orange. I think they're cute. I used to get hundreds in my back garden as a kid.
Yeah, that looks like your fella.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53,
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Yeah, that looks like your fella.
dunno..
right kind of shape, but they are pretty red..
and not shiny.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:00,
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and not shiny.
Recognition:
The Red Spider mite is 0.75mm long with an oval body. Their colour is of ten darkened, olive green or rusty brown. Despite their glorious red appearance the red spider mite feeds on plants only when they haven?t fed for a period maybe from migrating into a home they turn into a dirty brown colour.
Biology:
Clover mites are active during the mild summer days when they can enter buildings structures in enormous numbers invasion is typically through cracks around windows and doors or through masonry cracks. These mites will leave a reddish spot/smear /stain if crushed. This can cause problems on wallpaper, curtains and furniture etc. An 18? grass free strip around the perimeter of a property can reduce the number of invaders by around 90%.
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02,
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The Red Spider mite is 0.75mm long with an oval body. Their colour is of ten darkened, olive green or rusty brown. Despite their glorious red appearance the red spider mite feeds on plants only when they haven?t fed for a period maybe from migrating into a home they turn into a dirty brown colour.
Biology:
Clover mites are active during the mild summer days when they can enter buildings structures in enormous numbers invasion is typically through cracks around windows and doors or through masonry cracks. These mites will leave a reddish spot/smear /stain if crushed. This can cause problems on wallpaper, curtains and furniture etc. An 18? grass free strip around the perimeter of a property can reduce the number of invaders by around 90%.
aah
nice one!
b3ta always answers my bug questions - i have had 3 seperate species identified on here!
heh
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:06,
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b3ta always answers my bug questions - i have had 3 seperate species identified on here!
heh
actually..
these look kind of familiar..
www.thewaterwisegarden.com/images/redspw02.jpg
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Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02,
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www.thewaterwisegarden.com/images/redspw02.jpg