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# ok, i feel i need the wisdom of the b3ta collective
i have a dilemma and it runs as follows:

tonight do i

a) go for a few drinks with a mate who helped me move?

but i need to make furniture for the new house

b) make furniture and get pissed at same time with one of my housemates?
i was going to do this but then another option came up:

c) One of my other mates (female) said her and a load of other nurses who had their graduation today are going to town to get drunk + celebrate and did i want to go too?

so the question i ask (in a daddy or chips style) is: Furniture or drunk nurses?

cute drunk nurses in a mood to celebrate...

making desks...

hmmmmmmm im making my mind up slowly but i need the deciding factor... HELP ME!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)
# drunk nurses
win hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Hands down
where?
(Damien_The_Unbeliever, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)
# there
under the stair
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Nurses
Every time.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Why do you need to ask,
I think you already know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Invite the cute nurses
around to your place for a drunken furniture-making session.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# Take the mate who helped you move
to the nurses party :-)

I had a mate who helped me move, and I have to say he was invaluable! Mates who help you move need buying drinks, and congratulating :-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)
# are you fucking
joking?
(crazymum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# What are we? You're fucking conscience?
Follow your penis...... 'C'
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# go with the nurses
nurses have the biggest dicks, yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)
# make furniture
out of the nurses /Ed Gein
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# *snort*
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# speaking as a man with a nurse girlfriend
go for drunk nurses... honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)
# hmmmm
thats what i thought, just wanted to be sure i was making the right decision
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)
# That's not really
a serious question, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)
# that's so easy
you tell me where the nurses are going and you do B. So I can crash on your sofa!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)
# drunk nurses
and can I come along. Please.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)
# I asked first
BACK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
as more than 1 person has asked

I DECLARE THE BIDDING FOR MY SOFA... OPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)
# £6
.... it's all I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)
# ok that'll do...
the sofa is sold!





now do i hear any bids for any of the 3 beds that also spare due to people having not moved in yet?

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)
# me
very seriously. where is this magical gathering occuring?

Both me and Dr Drink should be there to represent the male side of the medical profession.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# too bloody right
hopefully it's not in a Yates Wine Lodge. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:16, archived)
# bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)
# Speaking as a sober nurse
I have no opinion on the matter. If I was drunk I would of course say "Yeah, come out with us, buy us lots of drinks, we'll party with you, invite you home for 'coffee', and then pass out on the floor leaving you very unsatisfied with the whole thing."
or is that just me and my mates
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)
# woo yay to nurse type. Speaking as a sober(ish) lady type
You (yak type) do know that nurses do not go out in their unforms? Just because they are nurses does not mean they are raving nymphos

Sometimes this board is woefully testosteroney (like pepperoni, only chewier)

(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah, my Mum and Dad were both
nurses, so I should be immune to it. I suspect it's deeply ingrained in the British psyche, summat to do with all those smutty seaside postcards. Or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I don't know what it is
Certainly not the uniform in my case, stripey tabard and trousers.. It is true though, that when we go out blokes eyes light up instantly the moment they find out what we do.
As for the board being testosteroney - I think that's just the internet in general.. I like it :0)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# yeah i know
but i also know that there is one fine lady who should be there whom i know for a fact wouldnt mind some fabulous_dancing_yak style lovin' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)
# An unconscious nurse on the floor is not a dissapointment.
Its an opportunity : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# A
Your mate will be there long after the nurses have sobered up. I lived in hospital accommodation for 13 months and since then I've never entertained sexual fantasies about nurses. Well, not many.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:10, archived)