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# Not a piccie or linkie, but still something I made... sort of.
Fun with the periodic table
OR
What I did instead of my chemistry revision:

Argon Selenium = ArSe
Barium Rutherfordium = BaRf
Bismuth Scandium Uranium Iodine Terbium Arsenic Hydrogen Erbium = BiScUITbAsHEr
Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen = BiTcH
Boron Oxygen Nitrogen Erbium = BONEr
Boron Oxygen Oxygen Boron Sulphur = BOOBS
Boron Uranium Mercury Germanium Radium = BUHgGeRa
Calcium Nitrogen Sodium bismuth Sulphur = CaNNaBiS
Cobalt Copper Potassium = CoCK
Cobalt Copper Potassium Lutetium Vanadium Erbium = CoCKLuVEr
Cobalt Copper Potassium Sulphur Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium = CoCKSUCKEr
Copper Nitrogen Titanium = CuNTi
Fluorine Argon Titanium = FArTi
Fluorine Oxygen Radon Iodine Calcium Tellurium = FORnICaTe
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium = FUCK
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium = FUCKEr
Gallium Sulphur Hydrogen = GaSH
Gallium Sulphur sulphur Yttrium = GaSSY
Gallium Yttrium = GaY
Holmium Molybdenum = HoMo
Holmium Thulium Oxygen Thorium Erbium = HoTmOThEr
Lanthanium Bismuth Arsenic = LaBiAs
Molybdenum Uranium Selenium Cobalt Copper Potassium = MoUSeCoCK
Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium = MoThErFUCKEr
Oxygen Ruthenium Fluorine Iodine Cerium = ORuFICe
Oxygen Vanadium Argon Iodine Einsteinium = OVArIEs
Phosphorus Iodine Nitrogen Potassium Sulphur Gold Sulphur Silver Einsteinium = PINK SAuSAgEs
Phosphorus Iodine Sulphur Sulphur = PISS
Plutonium Beryllium Tellurium Arsenic Erbium = PuBeTeAsEr
Polonium Oxygen = PoO
Polonium Oxygen Fluorine = PoOF
Polonium Radon Oxygen = PoRnO
Praseodymium Iodine Carbon Potassium = PrICK
Plutonium Sodium Nickel = PuNaNi
Plutonium Sodium Nickel Lithium Carbon Potassium Erbium = PuNaNiLiCKEr
Scandium Tungsten Iodine Nitrogen Germanium = ScWINGe
Sulphur Hydrogen Iodine Tellurium = SHITe
Sulphur Hydrogen Iodine Tellurium Yttrium Cobalt Copper Potassium = SHITeY CoCK
Sulphur Iodine Carbon Potassium = SICK
Tin Oxygen Titanium = SnOTi
Sulphur Phosphorus Uranium Nitrogen Potassium = SPUNK
Titanium Titanium Einsteinium = TiTiEs
Vanadium Silver Iodine Sodium = VAgINa
Tungsten Sodium Potassium Erbium = WNaKEr
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium Rhenium Gallium Yttrium = YOURe GaY

Useful prefixes:
Carbon Helium Einsteinium Yttrium = CHeEsY
Sulphur Titanium Nitrogen Potassium Yttrium = STiNKY
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 11:57, archived)
# heh
if only they existed.
There is a chemical CaSiO3 which is made durning the manufacture of steel. Thats all i can remember from that part of my A level
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 11:59, archived)
# CaSiO3
is slag. True.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:01, archived)
# thats the one. I only
remember it for obvious reasons.
edit: that it spells Casio, not that its called slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:03, archived)
# "ehhh so is ya mum CaSiO3?"

(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 13:02, archived)
# geology was better
cummingtonite was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)
# You
can remember your A-level?
(Crumpet, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:22, archived)
# PINK SAuSAgEs
and lemonade happy everafter running through the love parade
have a Project woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Some of those chemicals
can't possibly exist!

F

And, by the way, the Periodic Table can NEVER be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Even if you rolled it up around a baseball bat
and beat Jamie Oliver to death with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:01, archived)
# *prints periodic table

*buys baseball bat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I like the way you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:02, archived)
# give that
to your students
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:10, archived)
# AARRGGHHH!!!
too much text! my eyes, my beautiful eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:02, archived)
# thats kinda funny
but there are actually some REAL chemicals with stupid names like those, cant remember any at the moment tho
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:04, archived)
# toilet duck
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:04, archived)
# cif
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Harpic fanny fresh*

*may be made up
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:09, archived)
# *ducks*
that was a close one, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Where?
*SPANGGGG!

Ooof! Who's throwing toilets?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Minerals and such?
Cummingtonite is my favourite

Here
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:05, archived)
# isn't that a crystallised form of
chickentonite?

edit: AAAAAARGH! Why didn't you warn us of the comic sans?
AAAAAAAAARGH
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# brain urine!
damn you.
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# *sings

I feel like cummingtonite

*flaps arms like a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:08, archived)
# ahhhhhhh fucitol
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:12, archived)
# would you be meaning
any of these?
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# like
unununium ... thats a pretty funny name
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# here
www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:06, archived)
# ahhhhh, multipiss...
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:07, archived)
# IM DROWNING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:08, archived)
# what a way to go.
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:08, archived)
#
I know that arsole, fucitol and penguinone exist.

Someone posted a link to chemicals with silly names in the b0rked-physics compo. Can't remember either the link or the b3tan, though.

EDIT: Ack, got beaten to it twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:07, archived)
# If by twice, you mean 3 times
I agree with you totally : P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Fneeeh
I'm too high on sugar to care, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:15, archived)
# there exists
Arsole and Bastardane

www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Aug 2004, 12:54, archived)