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# it's my
biiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrtttthhhhdaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:28, archived)
# aw that's nice
so - I won't be mean to you today then. No mention of cake or nuffink.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:31, archived)
# no mention of cake?
On a birthday? Aw come on...

And the best thing about a birthday, you see, is that when you have your cake, you're actually allowed... to... ee...

OK I'll stop there, shall I?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# look
my sides are splitting. they are actually splitting.
due to all the cake i've eaten
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# HB
to you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)
# woo!
happy boifday!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)
# happy
wooyayday to you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)
# happy birthday to ya!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:32, archived)
# according to russell grant
"October 8 has a magnetic personality and while this may be an advantage in work, it's pretty damn awful for the nearest and dearest at home. "

more

PS Russell's already scoffed all your birthday cake and iced gems
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)
# advantage in
work? haaaaaa ha ha ha ha. russell grant's an idiot. a big fat idiot. who had my cake and ate it.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# you're not wrong
it should say "advantage at work"
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)
# happy birthday too yoo
squashed tomatoes and stew

May kittens fill your every waking moment today.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:33, archived)
# and
rabbits.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:34, archived)
# and
pangolins!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)
# and
sasquatch!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# and
moon moles.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# and
Badgers.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)
# and
lorises. Slender ones especially.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:01, archived)
# ooh, slow
lorises?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:02, archived)
# let's not forget baby foxes!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:03, archived)
# Eh?
Fill what? Waking moment you say?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
La la la laaaaaa!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# happy bday mate...
whooo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Woo and yay
It's mine too. I feel old.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:36, archived)
# woooo
for you too. i feel old as well.
to combat this, i just think of fat boab, then i feel all young again
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:38, archived)
# right. you just blew it.
and there was I prepared to be all nice and everything. Just you watch it skinnymalinky.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I walked across the Meadows
last week and the sight of all that youth being youthful didn't help.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:52, archived)
# HAPPY
BIRFDAY :D

*happy birthday to yoooooooooou, happy birthday to yoooooooooou, happy birthday to stoooooooooofer...



happy birthday to you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# salutations and congratulations
from the united nations

Kofi says hi too

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:37, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You only told me yesterday and I'd already forgotten...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:39, archived)
#
you big spacker
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)
# You just jealous
you're not a special person like me.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:44, archived)
# ha ha
do you have special shoes?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Special shoes?
I dunno what you're on about, maybe it's only you that has special shoes...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:49, archived)
# that'll teach
me to do running gags that only me sister would get.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:56, archived)
# *checks for signs of being Stouffers sister*
Yeah you're right.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:08, archived)
# in our family its jokes about
special Schools
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:10, archived)
# in our family
its me.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:21, archived)
# maybe
he meant special scholls...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 10:23, archived)
# oooooooh
Harpy Biffday. have one (whatever it may be) for me
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Hooray
for October birthdays!

Happy Birthday!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 9:54, archived)