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# I work at a relatively large and well-known theatre
and we have just had our loo's re-furbed.

People have sponsored a 'seat' - what can we put on the plaques instead of just 'loo sponsored by who-ever'??
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# You could say
"And now a word from our sponsor" when someone really lets one go

Edit: How rude of me. Woo yay to the piccy
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# "I paid £X
and all I got was the opportunity to have people look at my name while they shit"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# How about a picture of the sponsor's face
at the bottom of the bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 4U2PN
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or
If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweety
and wipe everything you pissed on!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# F.U.N.E.X?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# I.N.V.U.4.U.R.A.Q.T*







* Cuteness subjective to recipient of statement.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# to use this facility you must gain written permission from [your name here].
you can do this by sending a written request, in triplicate, to the following address no later than 6 weeks before intended use.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# 'Try not to piss on the plaque'?
Dunno really. Why they been sponsored?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Because we
couldnt afford to get them done ourselves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Fair's
fair.

Tightwads.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Haven't got a pot to piss in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# No
wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Such and such
paid good money to get these bogs put in for you to crap in, so stop sniffing coke off the cisterns, you shower of upper middle-class wankers.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# That one
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)