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(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# I work at a relatively large and well-known theatre
and we have just had our loo's re-furbed.

People have sponsored a 'seat' - what can we put on the plaques instead of just 'loo sponsored by who-ever'??
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# You could say
"And now a word from our sponsor" when someone really lets one go

Edit: How rude of me. Woo yay to the piccy
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# "I paid £X
and all I got was the opportunity to have people look at my name while they shit"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# How about a picture of the sponsor's face
at the bottom of the bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 4U2PN
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or
If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweety
and wipe everything you pissed on!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# F.U.N.E.X?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# I.N.V.U.4.U.R.A.Q.T*







* Cuteness subjective to recipient of statement.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# to use this facility you must gain written permission from [your name here].
you can do this by sending a written request, in triplicate, to the following address no later than 6 weeks before intended use.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# 'Try not to piss on the plaque'?
Dunno really. Why they been sponsored?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Because we
couldnt afford to get them done ourselves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Fair's
fair.

Tightwads.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Haven't got a pot to piss in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# No
wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Such and such
paid good money to get these bogs put in for you to crap in, so stop sniffing coke off the cisterns, you shower of upper middle-class wankers.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# That one
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# S'alright.
Popeye's on his way to kick fuck out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Who's harder......
.....popeye or the blue power ranger?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# those mighty morphing Glasgow Rangers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Someone make that into a picture....
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Well...
It all depends on the fluffer.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Gillian Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Definately
The blue power ranger, there's that whole sci-fi crossover thing goin for them.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I'd pay to see that.
*buys blue power ranger outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# .
*Buys Gillian Anderson outfit*
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Depends on the availability
of spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Point taken.
Assume there are no Giant robots and no spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I could be wrong...
But I'm not aware of any martial arts abilities in the Popeye corner, I therefore conclude that blue power ranger could kick Popeye's ass in the most mythical of ways.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I'm afraid I must disagree
You see, you must take the kick-ass-ness of both characters into play.

While it's true that Popeye lacks martial arts expertise, he does, indeed, kick ass.

Blue power ranger, on the other hand, may have some martial arts aptitude, but lacks Popeyes kick-ass status. On top of this, he is a prat.

I'm afraid I must put forward the proposition that it would indeed be Popeye who would emerge the victor.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Right...
We shall settle this like gentlemen

Here

It appears that Popeye is the winner, well done to you sir.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)