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# bluuuuuuuuuuuuuud............
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# A mermaid
bottom half woman, top half fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# That'll be Cat from Red Dwarf then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Episode: Better than life
only on the dvd version though


also a joke used to much greater effect in One Piece (because it's made by a stupid pirate)
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# nabbed joke
On 'just a minute' on Radio 4, Paul Merton was talking on the subject of 'my favourite girl', and got on to mermaids, the ideal vital statistics of whom he said were 38-22-78pence/lb
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I dont care
as long as you use daves eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:01, archived)
# A jack-aroo!
playing the comb and paper instrument thing.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# draw a gay dinosaur
megasorearse
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Hhm, snowboarder babe fighting of the abominable snowman
(with snowballs, so to speak).
Preferably in a T-shirt for no explainable reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Someone (with cracking norks)
trying to figure out how to get my Oracle database working.
(nevin Sharpness is a bourgeois concept, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Oh as a drawing?
Sorry, I just wanted it in real life. Oracle Tech Support or a dull bunch.
(nevin Sharpness is a bourgeois concept, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# the angry chimps bikini tea party

or

fish people colonising outspace.

or

an aardvark, kitted out in combatware with guns and knives, ready to kick some ant-butt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# A lady judge
riding upon a phantom cheetah, whilst holding a small herring and the rotting corpse of an armadillo.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# What is it with you and decomposing armadillos?
??
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# he loves the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# mmm... decompsing armadillos...
*fwa...



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# cartoons are so lame - we demand hi poly rendering
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# it's for a website
it's low fucking poly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I demand butter
high in poly-unsaturates.. NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# This is not a call to post another semi-nsfw "I can't believe it's not butter"
(just a reminder)
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# wincy willlis washing
a big pile of smelly socks in a river
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# bindun
arf
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# wincey willis
when she had her go in the helicopter
or maybe just beating anaka rice up
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# A man tied to the bed
with a woman almost naked standing over him, with vampire teeth, and fucked up tentacles coming out of her, with some form of lightsource, as the clothes are ripping off her in shreads for some reason, and the guy is screaming his head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# just off the top of your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# yeah :)
But I figured it'd look pretty damn awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# In a pervy Hentai way...........
.......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# kinda but not,
It needs to be cooler :)

will ya do it? oh plz plz plz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Hell no......
.....I'm not drawing something like that at work!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# she doesnt need to be naked, man!
not even near naked :|

Just needs to hint what is happening. The guy is also not naked. He is fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# what part of "almost naked" is "not even near naked"?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# The woman
is actually a cat, as such she has fur. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# you yiffing sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:21, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# oh I bet you love the yiff also!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I'll just pretend I know what that means
and nod intelligently.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Meh
so much for his ignoring you. Please start on him again. I enjoyed yesterday's laugh.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Ptchh...
You're a loser to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# arf
The day I take anything to heart that a kid says to me, will be a cold day in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# A Kid :P
I'm a legal adult i'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# All rendered
and low poly of course.
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# tenticles?
consults big book of brain wrongness
/ it says here you are a repressed fancier of ladyboys
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# what kind of light source? reckon he could get away with just simple bump mapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# like a beam of light shooting over her,
and the light has some form of power cos it's tearing her clothes off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:10, archived)
# No bump mapping then
unless you have some way to solve a 2nd order differential equation in a pixel shader.
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Hong Phong Phooey?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Phong lighting model only applies to
point based light sources. A beam as is described is emitting light from a line or surface... and therefore no, you can't just use phong's lighting model
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# what the hell does pixel shading
have to do with renders? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# uh oh... the Achilles heel has been exposed
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ?
As far as my knowledge is concerned, "Pixel Shader®" Is a technology used in video cards, and Is not part of any rendering engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ever heard of renderman?
okay they have about 900 types of shaders in renderman but they have about 10 types of pixel shaders
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Yeah I know of renderman
Never used it before though, I don't do many renders, I model for games not for renders, So my rendering knowledge is fairly limited.

I can set up lights, cameras, physics, bla bla bla, however if you said "How does Mentalray work?" I wouldnt be able to say shit :P

I only just understand HDRI :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I think ATI have a shader compiler which reads a subset of renderman shaders
and turns them into vs and ps programs
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Hmmm...
All I know is Maya > you.

Maya is what I use for everything, It has a rendering engine, and has Mentalray, and can do HDRI, and has Antialiasing, my need to know more about how it renders is not needed.

I just stick it on 1280x960, turn it on Production Quality and click the render button. Wait a few seconds, Badda Bing done :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:39, archived)
# I thought you said you did models for games and didn't do renders?
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# That reminds me of a trailer I once saw
on the video of the driller killer
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# could be any number of manga films.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:12, archived)
# ugh... not another one
manga = comics (comics ONLY)
anime = "animation" (technically any kind of animation, but it's accepted you're talking about the japanese kind)
hentai = the disgusting thing you're talking about
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:17, archived)
# technically you are 100%
incorrect.

Manga is a company, their primary industry is their comics, which over here in england and america many many people mistake them ALL as "Manga" however, there is only 1 brand called Manga.

Also, Manga's secondary industry is motion pictures, of which a Few Hentai are made, and many contain.

As such, he was right first of all ;)

Ah Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:19, archived)
# As far as i remember "manga company" is a foreign distrobution/translation company
and is not in any way the author or production company for anything you've seen under it's label.

(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:23, archived)
#
www.manga.co.jp
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I trust that you can read that?
I think you'll find that's not the same company as
www.manga.co.uk

oh and the link you just gave is a place that sells comics... aka "manga"
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:31, archived)
# heh :P
I thought they made them, but I don't understand the words. They scare me.

But i'm almost POSITIVE that the original comics were made by a company called Manga.
I just assumed they made the films too as they have the logo "Manga". but Still I was technically right. Manga do films and comics, so urr... you can call the films Manga also.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Disney didn't make spirited away
but their logo was smacked on the front... you didn't see the little totoro logo of studio ghibli anywhere on the posters.

here's the company's description, they sure as hell don't make them
www.manga.co.uk/about.html
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:38, archived)
#
specializing in the production, marketing and distribution of Japanese animation for theatrical, television, Internet, DVD and home video release worldwide
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# They sure as hell didn't make
any of the things on their site

most are studio IG's works
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# what mr zycotic said above, i was refering to the company name, not the style.
haveing a few of the animated series distributed by manga (the company) in the UK.

however you are quite right in your discription of manga in relation to the comic books, as a translation of Manga into english means 'irresponsible pictures'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Ironic isn't it?
"irrisponsible pictures" are now a large part of their local economy.
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yes.
i belive it developed from the shunga-e bedroom pictures and some of the other erotic woodblock prints (wuit a few of which involved octopus, hench the tenticle fasination).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Peas...
lots and lots of peas
(dangleberry, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Fresh,
not frozen
(dangleberry, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I love
peas
(dangleberry, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# n
rice?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Well i plan on drawing a more interesting cheshire cat
so you're not allowed to do that

but how about firedancing ninjas at the oil refinery?
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Hmmmmm......
........a cheshire cat.........hmmmmmmmm........
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:11, archived)
# will it be made of crumbly cheese
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:15, archived)
# The four horsewomen of the apocalypse
or

attack of the Giant Zombunnies (zombie rabbits)

or

a lady ninja fighting a chinese dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:06, archived)
# A more interesting
cheshire cat!
([sic] You're ad here?, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Girl in her dad's shirt
covered in wet sticky paint!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:36, archived)