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# Wise man say: 'Never put mug on internet. The public; they are without mercy.'

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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# fucking would
edit:can't wait till payday on friday!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# are you that desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# She's blue
Who could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# you have that Eiffel 65 song stuck in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# da ba doo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# /dances
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I'd
suggest DANCE TIEM!!! but I hear that's now been banned in pretty much any major
city during daylight hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# yep only allowed on the board at the crossover from saturday to sunday starting at 1
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# i'm blue
doo daba dee daba die, doo daba dee daba die. doo daba dee daba die, doo daba dee daba die.


Great lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no
no no there's no limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# bah do da be de bah do
bah do da be de bah do
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# & Old Lace


oops.. wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# the last woman he had was babs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# it's only 10 pounds
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Here's wishing she gets teh bad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# or teh bad goner, gonna, ghonher
teh bad spelling one
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# add to the fact that she's seemingly illiterate
and she becomes less attractive by the minute...


/goes for a wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# *Lends mink wank sock*
Enjoy
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Well..
she IS from Newport. All her friends probably already have at least 4 kids.

She's not that bad, no bids yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Crikey she's selling herself on the internet
that's low even by internet standards - what the fuck am I saying there is no standards on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# fuck it.
I might sell my virginity!*

And my old pc whilst I'm at it

*I'd like to see them prove otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# It's ebay for the sake of Christ's underpants
you don't need to validate your viginity or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Might look a bit dodgy if I repeatedly sell it though.
My 'history' and feedback would make for an interesting read, anyway.

"Superfast delivery!!! Not recommended"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# dont look
20 to me.
I smell jailbait
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# quite
what an immensely scary discovery that auction is.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# well...
it's a good smell...


/sniffs
(Christopsy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# seconded
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# you want to stop doing that.
you'll get arrested and put on the register.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# You can get locked up for sniffing kids you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# i think she could pass for twenty
same age as me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I'll vote for you
although I must warn you I'm clinically insane and love tea and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
# are you sure you are not affiliated with the lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# He has citrus leanings
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# For 5 pounds more you can buy a stereo off her...
got her priorities straight:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15276&item=7148577567&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(Tinfoil Fez, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Eek,
I have seen my future...except that I'm cuddly, not "obese" ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# if only the 'latest news' was true
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ha, she's welsh!
who'ld have guessed that?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I wonder what the legal stance would be if
you bid 500 quid then refused to pay at the end of the auction. Sure, you are legally bound, but I'm not sure how likely she would be to take legal action...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)