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[challenge entry] Uh oh... looks like I'm getting a new brother or sister...

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
# arf! nice one, Centurion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# hahaahahahaa
I award you a chocolate biccy of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Can I have A bourbon cream please
I like to dip them in stawberry yoghurt - yumyumyumyum
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
# that`s just sick
but.. just this once
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Seriously, try it!
I know it sounds gross, but it's yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
# and I'll have a....
Gold bar please. I haven't had one in ages.

I'll have to nibble the chocolate off the end first, and then dip it in my tea.
Thems are the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha!
ever made a choc straw for your tea
by bitting both ends off a kit kat??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# No. That sounds great.
...and I was looking for something to round off my Friday!

*runs off to choccie tin*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ..always with the posh biscuits

*puts on coat... nips off to Sainsbury`s to find some Gold bars...."
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha!
slightly aroused....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# oh man
great shop, very bad idea :D

edit: you have a hot mum!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Hehehe,
nice :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
that's utterly twisted!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Because when the stork comes...
...

*Wrong in the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!

you are the king of lateral thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
Woo - so wrong, yet so right.

I have to ask what did you serch for to get the source pic of the lady? Or is it a real pic of your Mum/Sister/effeminate Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# I couldn't find one
so I posed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Ding Dong!
I always thought you had teh man-bits not teh lady-bumps! ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I do.
It was a real pleasure struggle squeezing into that dress.

persuading the stork was another matter altogether...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that's quite a big
bill you have!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Cheeky
I fixed your hard hat...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Thankie Waspy
'tis very dapper on you.

I would wear it now, but I can't get at photobucket again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# well done for the super fast FP!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# panowie!
FP'd, nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# rarrgh
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Fucking klarse
We have a weiner!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
# LOL
u gotta shop the baby now
(Pauks, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Haha!
Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
#
lovely, lovely bestiality!

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Thanks
for a much needed laugh. Excellent 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
# most ace as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)
# make it go away
(A small damp ball of cotton, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
# that
turns me on
(Christopsy, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)