b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? » Message 4863720

[challenge entry] Uh oh... looks like I'm getting a new brother or sister...

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
# arf! nice one, Centurion
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# hahaahahahaa
I award you a chocolate biccy of your choice
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Can I have A bourbon cream please
I like to dip them in stawberry yoghurt - yumyumyumyum
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
# that`s just sick
but.. just this once
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Seriously, try it!
I know it sounds gross, but it's yummy.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
# and I'll have a....
Gold bar please. I haven't had one in ages.

I'll have to nibble the chocolate off the end first, and then dip it in my tea.
Thems are the rules.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha!
ever made a choc straw for your tea
by bitting both ends off a kit kat??
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# No. That sounds great.
...and I was looking for something to round off my Friday!

*runs off to choccie tin*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ..always with the posh biscuits

*puts on coat... nips off to Sainsbury`s to find some Gold bars...."
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
Superb
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaahahahaha!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha!
slightly aroused....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# oh man
great shop, very bad idea :D

edit: you have a hot mum!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Hehehe,
nice :¬)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
that's utterly twisted!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Because when the stork comes...
...

*Wrong in the head*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!

you are the king of lateral thinking!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
Woo - so wrong, yet so right.

I have to ask what did you serch for to get the source pic of the lady? Or is it a real pic of your Mum/Sister/effeminate Brother?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# I couldn't find one
so I posed myself.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Ding Dong!
I always thought you had teh man-bits not teh lady-bumps! ;p
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I do.
It was a real pleasure struggle squeezing into that dress.

persuading the stork was another matter altogether...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# that's quite a big
bill you have!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Cheeky
I fixed your hard hat...


(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Thankie Waspy
'tis very dapper on you.

I would wear it now, but I can't get at photobucket again!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
# well done for the super fast FP!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# panowie!
FP'd, nice. :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
# rarrgh
excellent stuff
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Fucking klarse
We have a weiner!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
# LOL
u gotta shop the baby now
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Haha!
Woo and Yay!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)
#
lovely, lovely bestiality!

wyh
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Thanks
for a much needed laugh. Excellent 'shopping.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
# most ace as ever
(, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)
# make it go away
(, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
# that
turns me on
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)