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[challenge entry] First compost.


Kids won't believe you? Take them to the local hospital.

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(BenPanced, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:32, archived)
# is the swimming sign pointing to the mortuary then?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:35, archived)
# heehee

that went straight to my addled brain's funny centre...
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:36, archived)
# *tickles addled brain's funny centre*
*watches to see if anything happens*
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:21, archived)
# swallowed chewing gum
it wrapped round my heart

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha... never heard that version
our reliable sources said that it would stay in your stomach forever so if you swallowed more than three bits in your lifetime then all your holes would plug up and you'd explode
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:48, archived)
# bet you never ate more than 3 though....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)
# you underestimate how much i like the idea of having all my holes plugged...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:53, archived)
# I don't
/has experience
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# christ...
i didn't need to know that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:57, archived)
# pfft
i meant that to mean i don't underestimate how much you like it
but it came out all wrong
:(
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:01, archived)
# I was gonna say, even your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)
# hahahaha
freudian?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:02, archived)
# you kinky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Twice?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:17, archived)
# *goes*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:19, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:21, archived)
# You gain enjoyment from it?
you sick fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:24, archived)
# Possibly
/lonely
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# awww... oh well
i'm sure you'll find three burly men to feed you chewing gum soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:08, archived)
# that sounds really odd
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:09, archived)
# i felt it was better than the alternatives
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:12, archived)
# true
/glad NWB3ta's not here
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:13, archived)
# i think i'm too afraid to invite him to the next leeds bash
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:14, archived)
# hehehe
that might be a good move
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:16, archived)
# And here is where the conversation ends.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Wow, FP.
Congrats and Woo!
(Andy-, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:42, archived)
# how do people know when something is FP'd?
do you keep checking it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)
# No, I'd just got on to the site,
And it was on the FP.
(Andy-, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:53, archived)
# fair enough
just wondered
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)
# i'd like to believe they have the RSS feed up and it just updated
i suspect that's not the answer though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:55, archived)
# I've never been sure about that thing
I just don't use them. But some people apparently do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:57, archived)
# i use a few
but not the b3ta one... mostly since i don't really come here for the pics as such.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)
# what do you come here for then?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)
# occasional conversations like the calligraphy with girls one
which actually amuse the hell out of me... and the general banter
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:03, archived)
# ah fair enough.
Did GMOS send you that calligraphy will girls demo thingy I did?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:04, archived)
# aye,,, i was going to record the vocals properly but i keep forgetting
it's fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:06, archived)
# ...


Sorry, not actually a general. Will a Colonel do?
(Pseudonym, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)
# it doesn't really work I don't think
who would want to see b3ta photoshops via an RSS reader?

The newsletter links would sort of make sense, but they're all formatted wrong for RSS, so that would be more work each week changing the format / writing other stuff.

Ho hum to RSS.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:01, archived)
# it works for some things
article based stuff like slashdot/K5 works alright but forums and stuff move too fast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)
# theres an rss feed for the front page?
good lord..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)
# there's loads of the fuckers
www.b3ta.com/xml/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)
# yup
www.b3ta.com/xml/

various ones
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)
# seamless lol
nice idea

edit: FP HOLY SHIT! CONGRATS!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:48, archived)
# hehehe
where's the "Mothers broken backs" section?

"step on the cracks, break your mothers back"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)
# that's another ward...
the sign's behind you
(BenPanced, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 5:49, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 2:52, archived)
#
best so far

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Hah!
Congratulations on your 25% success rate in FPs for your first year-and-a-bit. Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Haha
That's top. Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Amazing lurkage
Cracking picture
Well deserved fp
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)