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# Special guest star

For lunch today I am having three poached eggs on toast with bean on top,
two Tunnocks Caramel Wafers and three cups of tea. then I'm going to Mull.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Stringbeans, balloons and Marmite.
I just can't help myself they're soooo yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Great! that is the finest of all lunches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Is Mo dead then?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# yep
deader than a line flares with pockets in the knees.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Great! sounds tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# I had a 6 inch Teriyaki or whatever it's called it was on special y'see
then I nipped over for a lovely Danish Pastry
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Cor that sounds very good indeed!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Mmmm Lunch
Braised lamb shanks with roasted plums & figs

mixed berry tart w' cream

Pantaloons!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Cor!
posh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
#
A Mull? Or a mull of the chin-stroking kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Mull
but now you mention I Go to Mull and have mull over Mull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Ballamory!
Hurrah!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I've just ate
half a toffee cheesecake from the fridge. I now feel like i am about to throw up
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Have a nice cup of tea,
that'll soon make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I had
half a pint of pepsi, that helped! The icecubes smell funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Stick your fingers down your throat and puke.
Then you'll feel better and can pretend you're a glamorous bullimic like Princess Di(e).
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# your mother
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# she's past her used by date
his brother's not bad tho and will give you a reacharound
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# AHAHAHAAH

I love you Doppelganger, you am ALL of teh lully

"Some sort of sandwich and then liquid refreshment" uncertains Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# have a corned beef sandwich with mustard tomatos and lettuce
and wash it down with orange juice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I may well do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# You do it!
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Todays marvellous repast is
A chicken and smoked bacon cassarole resplendant with carrots, onions, leeks, baby corn, herbs and new potatoes. All my own work.

edit: Arse...I've just dropped my spoon in it :)


(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Cor!
very tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# once again
I am boycotting the meal they call lunch.
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# oh no!
you can't do that! you might die of starvation
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# it's ok
I just had breakfast


(student summer/unemployed)
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# nothing...need to get to the shops

but can be arsed :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Get some chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# sounds great :)
might get fish n chips for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Yes! have that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# A very large bowl of chilli beans I made yesterday
plus lots of sour cream and guacamole (overdid it with the habanero chillis) cos it is too fucking hot.
(peewee13, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Sounds nice and spicy
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# hot sausage sarnie ROAR!
with ketchup ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# RAAAAAAR!
braw! Broon Sauce is needed though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# This sounds good
I'm going to have a hot sausage sarnie for my tea....roar :)

Edit: And I'm probably going to add an egg as well
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# whatever swill the company cafeteria is serving up
vomits Shiksa
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Go out and get something nice
such as chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# I might if the weather holds up
it's payday, I actually have money now
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I am feeling fruity
A banana, a pear, an apple and a cup of mixed fruit constipates nick the greek.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Very healthy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# It's to make up for last night's
kebab and drunkenness.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:41, archived)
# very wise
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# And to make up in advance
for tonight's curry and drunkenness.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I'm not too late for lunch
am I? No matter how busy I am in the real world, I always like to check in for lunch with the Duke.

And today, it's... butcher's own local hand-made pork sausage, cold and sliced lengthways with a dollop of mustard, with water-cress leaves and a bit of pickled onion all stuffed into a granary bread roll. Mmmm!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Nope!
your on time, good lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Your lunch sounds nice
I had a sandwich of quinoa, carrots, peas, purple beans and griddled aubergine.

Woo to the pic btw.
(Pachey, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Sounds healthy and tasty too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Some kind of
humungous salad
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Nice!
there are quite alot of people eatng nice healthy food today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# a fresh baguette sandwich
with ham and stinky cheese
two cans of coke
and a "millefeuille" (multilayers cake with creamy filling and a sugary top..i love licking on this
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
that sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 12:50, archived)