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# Got this letter at work today.
Wha?!

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Construction plans here.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:37, archived)
# 10 million pounds for a jigsaw?
a crappy seeming jigsaw at that
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# not just £10,000,000
but also '4 or 5 peasant of takings'

Which he's scribbled out and corrected incorrectly to 'persent'
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)
# 4 or 5 peasants would do me well
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I'd rather have the igloo.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:46, archived)
# as long as all the bricks were different couleurs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:47, archived)
# All the couleurs of the ranbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# No!
Only as many colours as he has pencil crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Have you seen the amount you can get?
Those cheap packs have so many colours!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
I find that concept immensely hilarious. Mind you, I am all caffeinated up and quite tired.

*beeps*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:50, archived)
# where do you work?
some sort of wank house?

"...after wich time..."
Snoffleburgers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:39, archived)
# I wank
in a workhouse

If that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! heymister, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:43, archived)
# gosh!



*aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Well that's a neato what now right
(NoToRiouS, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)
# shocking
some people! and that's some lovely handwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:42, archived)
# I'd
buy one for a dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! toadfish, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:42, archived)
# 2 FEET, 3 FEET, 4 FEET, etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:43, archived)
# you know
for kids
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# fuck me
you've found England's most literate 11 year old. None of the rest even know how to hold a pen.

Whose idea was it for me to do teacher training?
(broccoli holocaust, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Do you want my project for a board game instead?
Cheaper. Only £100.

You can have it after I've handed it in for marking.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:48, archived)
# The piece's of puzzle brick's could be
differant coulor's.


Mnnnghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Patent It
Patent it hard
(Woody999, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# ha! I'm sure he wasn't serious
and doesn't have a lawyer
and won't sue the pants off you for putting all of this in the public domain without his express permission

ho ho (it doesn't possibly say 10,000.00 rather than 10,000,000?)

still how many toys can one sell these days?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# I wish I could post some of the letters I get at work.
But I'd get sacked. This letter is fantastic!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:31, archived)