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# Another night shift tonight!


Here's yesterday's mash as suggested by Chronic

biroart
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:05, archived)
# A kitten with Down's Syndrome
ordering tacos from the drive through on a big wheel
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
# "A man with blood where his pods should be"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# His 'pods'?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# you know
these things (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Oooooh, you mean his ears?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:12, archived)
# You are thinking of
earpods.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Hernias?
*still non the wiser*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Thank you for your time so far...
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Response so far...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm.
If that's some kind of parasite... it would need an unusual vector.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Super-intelligent weevils
designing an opposable thumb device so they can subjugate humanity
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Weevils have arms on their snouts.
I like weevils.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# hmmm
me and brad pitt having sex?

seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Naked photos required
for reference.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Oh, is *that* what you call it?
I've been looking for that word all year.
"Reference"! Right, must rember that: reference reference reference reference reference reference ....

Edit: bugger! Forgotten it already.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Forgotten what?
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hmm
Hitler eating some cheese while playing football on the moon in a short skirt and crop top
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# A birotastic
rendition of Arthur and Marvin from The Hitch Hiker's original TV series, with Marvin looking
somewhat depressed as usual, and Arthur simply looking for a nice hot cup of tea.

Pleeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Crikey
that sounds a bit like real drawing skills are required!
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Sounds nice though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Pfft
this from the creator of the most epic piece(es) of biro art I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# two chaps..
...sailing a tophat to china
(osiem, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Mono...
D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:44, archived)
# The irregular ignorant iranian iguana!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# A couple of skeletons
rather dejectedly playing cards for a pair of boots.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# a japanese man with no nose
shouting and throwing fish while being watched by an insane giraffe with three legs and an alcohol problem.

edit: or just the giraffe
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# The Krankies
violently frotting on a llama

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I'm sorry, but
I am unsure as to the meaning of 'frotting'
and I have no intention of googling it.

Plus Jeanette Krankie gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# *frots*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# a man
with large socks

no you dont understand
relly large socks
the kind that multiple homeless people use as shelter

no!
larger!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:43, archived)
# an alien and a predator
caught in a compromising position
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# a shark in the pool
and a witch in the tree

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)