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# Another night shift tonight!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:05, archived)
# A kitten with Down's Syndrome
ordering tacos from the drive through on a big wheel
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
# "A man with blood where his pods should be"
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# His 'pods'?
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# you know
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Oooooh, you mean his ears?
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:12, archived)
# You are thinking of
earpods.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Hernias?
*still non the wiser*
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Thank you for your time so far...
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Response so far...
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Hmm.
If that's some kind of parasite... it would need an unusual vector.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# The behaviour of animals upon learning that they only have 5 minutes before the world ends.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Super-intelligent weevils
designing an opposable thumb device so they can subjugate humanity
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Weevils have arms on their snouts.
I like weevils.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:38, archived)
# hmmm
me and brad pitt having sex?

seriously.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Naked photos required
for reference.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Oh, is *that* what you call it?
I've been looking for that word all year.
"Reference"! Right, must rember that: reference reference reference reference reference reference ....

Edit: bugger! Forgotten it already.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Forgotten what?
*belms*
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hmm
Hitler eating some cheese while playing football on the moon in a short skirt and crop top
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# A birotastic
rendition of Arthur and Marvin from The Hitch Hiker's original TV series, with Marvin looking
somewhat depressed as usual, and Arthur simply looking for a nice hot cup of tea.

Pleeeeeease?
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Crikey
that sounds a bit like real drawing skills are required!
*ponders*
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Sounds nice though.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Pfft
this from the creator of the most epic piece(es) of biro art I've ever seen.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# two chaps..
...sailing a tophat to china
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# TO CHINA!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Mono...
D'oh!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:44, archived)
# The irregular ignorant iranian iguana!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# A couple of skeletons
rather dejectedly playing cards for a pair of boots.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# a japanese man with no nose
shouting and throwing fish while being watched by an insane giraffe with three legs and an alcohol problem.

edit: or just the giraffe
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:34, archived)
# The Krankies
violently frotting on a llama

(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:41, archived)
# I'm sorry, but
I am unsure as to the meaning of 'frotting'
and I have no intention of googling it.

Plus Jeanette Krankie gives me the fear.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:47, archived)
# *frots*

(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)
# a man
with large socks

no you dont understand
relly large socks
the kind that multiple homeless people use as shelter

no!
larger!
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:43, archived)
# an alien and a predator
caught in a compromising position
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:50, archived)
# a shark in the pool
and a witch in the tree
(, Sat 22 Oct 2005, 18:54, archived)