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# AAAAHHHHHHH... help me someone!
Did anyone else see her on TV.... I just want to stab her... i didnt sleep a wink after seeing her...!

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(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# was the pub open when that was on?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)
# pub open...
no
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)
# what time was it on then, and what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# around here
the pubs are ALWAYS open

/usually close when the last customer leaves
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# she has no lower body...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# ROFFLECOCAINE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Leamington Spa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
I Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# you used trussocks convention
illegal when you're in nid, you're forced through the embankment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)
# surely
only illegal from a Reverse-Badgering perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# And it's November 15th
So that means the Fotheringay Conflagration Addition is valid, so he can make that move on a Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Clystal Parace
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# She looks very pleased
with her bright yellow hattage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# That isn't a hat
it is thought leakage
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# you're forgetting the twistleton-cockfosters amendment of 1957
that was a good year for the game
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# not as good as '63 though
I refer of course to the aknowledgement of:

the waterloo reversal, goodge street backhand, and holborn extroadinaire.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# someone tried to switch-reverse waterloo me last week
luckily i rolled a six and was able to employ the old piccadilly leapfrog
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# ahhh the good old picadilly leapfrog :)
Never fails - but did you consider trying the warren street switchover instead? You might have better luck with your counterstrike action in the 4th.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I've just lost the game
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# the trussocks convention limiter
only applies on every FIRST wednesday of the month, so the claim still stands proud.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!
I'm not even playing it.

Damn - yes I am - about 3 weeks too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# depending on what rules you follow
We can't lose the game within 30 minutes of you losing it.

So there.

(wikipedia says so ner ner)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# i use the chalk farm rules of 1256

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# arse.
In that case, yes i just lost the game and will text everyone i know immediately.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I was born there I was!
Yay for me
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# How does she...
*stops himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# she loves her country though

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# what the fuck is THAT??!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# inspiration for the ED-209?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# prime directive
reach colostomy gear before i shit all over this chair
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# clare short i think
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)
# you lie !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)
# why what's wrong with her
?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)
# wedding ring
no dirty sneaky gropes for you, me laddo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# there's nothing to grope.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)
# she had a kid didn't she?
dunno how tho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# BUM PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:10, archived)
# she's fat and she' stupid?
they won't tell me!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)
# monkey bars are a hard exercise to master
If I didn't have legs I'd probably give up caring too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)
# it's all in the swing, as they say
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)
# But why on earth
would you want to stab her?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I thinks he meant with his pork sword
dirty fecker
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)
# It's like that film with Sherilyn Fenn in
The Don's Analyst
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# I saw a bit of that program,
She's happily married, with kids, she can fix cars (and race them) and she's pretty nifty on a skateboard.

She's way cooler than me...

/cuts off legs
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I used to know her
but since her illness she's only half the woman she used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# why?
what happened?
(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)