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[challenge entry] Why I was late for work this morning...

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:17, archived)
# the little red man
seems to have soiled his troozies
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:18, archived)
# Woo
I would/
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:18, archived)
# red
or green?

Or one at a time?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:30, archived)
# I was late as
A. I started watching TV
B. Then I got on the wrong train. Is getting to work at 10:40 wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:20, archived)
# Yes
it's terrible. On the other hand, getting to work at 10.15 is perfectly fine.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:21, archived)
# I was late, because I got caught between the moon and New York City...
...I know it's crazy, but it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:23, archived)
# ahem
that was christopher cross, not to be confused with criss cross
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Ahem...
...written (at least partly) by Mr Bacharach!

...the best that you can do is fall in love...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:27, archived)
# daddy mack'll make you...
jump jump
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:28, archived)
# thats kriss Kross
numb nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Was that..
..the theme from Arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Give that man...
...a coconut!

...what's new pussycat, woaoaoaoao...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks
mmmmm nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:30, archived)
# the
cat food ?
(Jim Pooley, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:29, archived)
# with the white pussycat
who used to eat it out of the tin.

I liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:37, archived)
# oof
it should be really careful about cutting its tongue. My mate did that on a bean can and had to get stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Anyone
ever done Arthur 2 on the rocks with that cat?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# nope
but I think you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:50, archived)
# So did i
much more enjoyable than that animated upstart "felix"
(Jim Pooley, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:46, archived)
# only if
you don't get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:22, archived)
# Dunno, I got in at
10:45 and no-one seemed to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:27, archived)
# only if
youre supposed to be in at 11:00
(crazymum, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:28, archived)
# depends if you then go for lunch for two hours
do nothing all afternoon, then leave at 5.

Like I'm going to.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
have a Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:20, archived)
# she's a dancer
from dook nookem free dee.

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Which is
just such a brilliant game.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:23, archived)
# 'Shake it baby'
.
(Mattyboy, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:30, archived)
# yay
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:25, archived)
# houpla!!!
thats great!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 6 Dec 2002, 11:45, archived)
# dancer
isnt the girl from DUKE NUKEM 3D?
(eifeljaeger, Mon 9 Dec 2002, 21:27, archived)