b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 5485742

# I see that the American version of this ad has been released.....
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:48,
# absolutely fucking brilliant
a big creationist annoying woo to you.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:55,
# smashing
stuff.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:56,
# hahahahah very clever
FUCK THE CREATIONISTS

/MC Hawking
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:58,
# ahahaha
ooh yeah. that's. some funky. ass. shit.
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:57,
# Hahaha
Fantastic :)
Woo!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 17:58,
# Hahaha
The black man disappears- subtle. :D

Ps. I would marry a guinness if it were:

a) Possible
b) Legal
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:00,
# But if you did,
what would stop you from drinking it?

You'd have to have an affair with another guiness.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:34,
# Ooh, guinness polygamy. My fave!
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:22,
# That is ace
*clicks*

*resists urge to rant about the theological innaccuracies of intelligent design*
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:01,
# god
I can't *wait* to start my degree, where I'll learn about biological anthropology. I want to be really good at it and understand it perfectly so if I ever come across some idiot trying to say it's not true I can come right back at them with much more than common knowledge of the subject and verbally whip their asses.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:06,
# you can beat, humiliate, and embarrass people until the day they die
but you`ll never change a belief

/oooh deep
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:13,
# You'll find this link useful then...
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:45,
# Have you read any Dawkins?
They're fantastic ammo for slapping down the fundamentalists :)
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:16,
# Errrr, not really...
Although I disagree with Creationism in the strongest possible way, Dawkins arguement is basically:

"I am right. Anyone who disagrees with me is a cunt and they can fuck off coz I know teh science. People who take solice in religious beliefs after their family has been wiped out in a natural disaster are a bit thick."
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 16:44,
# To be fair
the religious argument is amazingly similar to that too. At least Dawkins doesn't gloatingly point out that anyone who disagrees with him gets to spend eternity in dreadful suffering.
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 18:20,
# True...
But he does say unproven bits of evolutionary theory are sold facts in order to sell books.
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 18:57,
# You read my mind.
And did lovely things with the result! A big fat woo to you!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:03,
# hahahahhahahah
that's EXCELLENT
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:04,
# hahahaha!
good stuff!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:05,
# that's fecking great
so great, that it deserves TWO woos.

Woo

Woo


That is all.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:15,
# hahahahaha!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:19,
# I want to see a Flying Spaghetti Monster version
Woo!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:23,
# Top marks!
I love that - worth the price of this month's subscription alone. Yay! Woo!
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:31,
# ROFL!
Wonderful! Creationism is teh shits.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:32,
# genius!
:)
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:36,
# ahaha
have a spakky woo

, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 18:45,
# Have another woo: Woo!
But i just reaslised that the creation of the earth wasn't in the right order.
, Fri 30 Dec 2005, 19:10,
# That's good
Anyone got a link to the real advert?

*has no tv*
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 14:47,
# Woo!


Have you ever noticed that the people who believe in intelligent design look really un-evolved? "I believe God created me in a day!" -Yeah - you look like he rushed it. -- Bill Hicks 1992.

Also - don't forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:49,
# Woo to the pic
and seems as good a time as any to link to this again:
www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=589
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 15:54,
# Love it
That makes me feel all warm inside.
, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 11:19,
# Have a late woo,
because that's fantastic.
, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 16:16,
# Great
Yay, that's great. :)

It hadn't even occured to me how many Yanks would get their knickers in a twist over that ad. George Bush would invade Ireland.
, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 11:17,