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# Poem about my recent problems with a person I have fallen for who does not understand my lifestyle choices.


I cried myself to sleep last night,
I wish that she would feel my plight.
Nobody knows just how to be
Relaxed with my polygamy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# *slits wrists....... again*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# ^this^ oh ^this^
 
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# oh noes ! not again..your so messy !
*gets out mop and demostos*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha demostos
the suicide drink of choice in emoland
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# also rub it in your eyes for that just been crying eyeliner down your face look
v. emo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# This one knows too much
Explain yourself!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# well done Doctor


I'll fire up the probe
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# *puts on surgical gloves*
Someone grease 'em up.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# i was friends with a girl who went rather emo
and had a emo boyfriend and it was all very emo and "lets listen to boys don't cry and pretend we like the cure" type thing.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Your proximity may have tainted you
Continue with the probe!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# oh no !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# *restrains*
Assistants, search this one, It may still have poetry on it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# i admit i don't mind a bit of poetry...
*hangs head in shame* BUT I'M NOT EMO DAMN YOU !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Is that an emotional outcry?
You're only making it worse for yourself.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha. probably !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# making it worse for myself
how can i make it worse for myself, all i said was i'm too depressed to eat this fish that looks good enough for jehovah..

ad nauseum
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Are there any women here today?
*etceteras*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# but Teh Cure are good
*pretends he has long hair*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha
*hides masses of cure records* sssh !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# The Cure are good
*has long hair*

*looks ever so slightly like Robert Smith*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# well hello sailor!~
*pounces*

edit: the chunky Smith? *retracts pounce*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Aaargh, surprise sex!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# young lovely want to take to bed robert smith or fat still can't do he's make up robert smith ?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# it`ll have to be fat
with his ickle chubby cheeks!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# but he always had ickle chubby cheeks
if Lol Tolhurst was still in the band he'd look a hell of alot better..but most things do next to Lol Tolhurst.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Like Robert Smith, the early years but with the later years big hair to boot.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# marry me
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# and me
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# piss off i was here first !
you can have rik !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# you`re playing with my dreams
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# really...how ?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# mp3essential is bloody GOYJUSS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# really..
;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# awwww you say the sweetest things
like cunt and muppet, and pleb
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# haha
that`s about the size of it
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I've already had him Amy, and believe me it's not something I care to repeat
now share your man. Polygamy is all the rage with us emo kids now.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# i don't want to share !!! WAAAAH !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Are you aware of the risks.
The volume I get if I condition my hair causes so much static you may end up severely electrocuted.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:30, archived)
# it's worth it..
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# *vast intake of breath*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

that is all.

*cough*Emo Troll*cough*

*edit cough*gay*edit cough*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# gay you mised gay
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Done
and done.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# he has two husbands?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# I'm out of coughs now though.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# EEEEEEE-MO;
eeeeeeeee-mo-
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# i want an emo
and i want one now?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# speak for yourself mate...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# You might be better off posting that on DA
rather than here

edit/ Wait-a-fucking-second, you're upset because she doesn't like you sleeping around? And she doesn't "feel your plight" whatever the fuck you think that means? Get to fuck.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# No, you get to fuck.
Stupid monogamist.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Sometimes I would identify with you
you are emo
which alot of people think is quite poo
so keep it a secret.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# edit/
actually polygamy is stupid, fuck off- your bird deserves to be upset, pull youself together YOU are cheating ON HER


you big emo gay
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# //edit edit
I'm actually quite incensed by you, FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF, stop cheating on your girlfriend, shagging about isn't a lifestyle choice, it's just greediness and showing you don't care anything for your gf- besides, surely you're a "sXe" therefore you are AGAINST promiscuity


I don't like you, do your gf a favour and take your toaster for a dip.



CUNT.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Chiil
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# your
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# beans!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# no, don't
this cunt's even emoer than the usual shits
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Yeah, actually;
dangerous levels of EMO!
DANGER!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# DANGER
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# ^ this
*IS INCENSED*

after having a girlfriend who liked shagging other boys this cunts post is not something i sympathise with.

*IS LESS INCENSED*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# fucking Emo Trolls
theyre the worst kind

that picture needs a caption "to Art attack, by Gemma aged 5 1/2"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# I find depression amusing
you are a very funny person
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# you relaxed with Ptolemy?
was he good?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# unusually harsh responses here.
it is meant to be a joke after all...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# EMO ALERT!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# DANGER! DANGER!
*whoop! whoop!*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# seen the profile?
My soul is blackened
My life is empty
I Lie awake
Motionless
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# ah... my mistake!
KILL THE EMO!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# hurrah
hand me my pitchfork, there's a lynching in the village
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# For what it's worth
I quite like the picture.

And I'm sorry you having difficulties being understood. I hope that writing it down helps you, but here may not be the best place to get advice or sympathy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# damn straight
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# I am glad that I have at least some sympathy
among a forest of vitriol.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# dont come here looking for sympathy
is myspace down or something?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# perhaps he forgot his vampirefreaks password
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# You'll grow out of it
Now cheer up, stop listening to that sad music and bang on The Birdy Song, you'll be happy again in no time.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha works for me everytime
hahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious man!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Well
I thought it was funny.

Have a woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# No no no...
give me a BREAK... SERIOUSLY

What are you? like MAYBE 17? And you think your life is OVER because you listen to Death Cab for Cutie and Dashboard Confessional and all that stuff (some of which IS rather good)?

You know, I was SUPER "Goth" and a bit of a nerd growing up... in fact, I am wearing all black RIGHT NOW, as I usually do. Did I want to die? Did I want to share my grief with all the world? No...

It's like you little shits invented being all "depressing"... well, you didn't. NOR is your life OVER.

now GROW UP!

/self-righteous babbling
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# I hope it isn't a regular thinking they're being all clever and ground-breaking
by pretending to be stupider than they actually are. It's not like that hasn't been done before.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I worked at Disneyland
saw them all of the time.

Believe me, they think that. and I usually just laughed. OR made fun of them.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I suppose vitriol would be more of a liquid...
Say a bath instead? A bath of vitriol? yeah, sounds better to me. And you really shouldn't fish for sympathy in your bath of vitriol, you may catch an old boot. TO THE FACE.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# shut up.
just shut up now.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# forest of vitriol
isn't that zelkren's band?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Pfft
first thing to make me laugh out loud today!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# ...
I wee'd myself to sleep last night,
I wish that i had not drunk so much sprite.
Nobody knows just how to pee
Relaxed with my granny.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# ...
twitching from the meth
tattoos outnumbering teeth
aged beyond my years
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# oooh
emo haiku nice

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
If people stopped taking the piss right away, perhaps some of these remarkable people might stay a bit longer.

I love emos... and racists too, since today anyway.

(Check out the poem in the profile too :D)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I like emo
and I'm still here


I just dont like eyeliner and suicide.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# wuss
suicide is painless
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# commit suicide?
and ruin a perfectly good belt?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Nobody knows,
everyone who tried it is dead, theres no-one to ask
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# On that note, I may go and watch M.A.S.H!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# for mash get smash
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# its true
i tried it and i succeeded! it was so good im doing it again tomorrow and twice next week
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# *doesn't fall for it*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Finally
was waiting
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# :)
J'ACCUSE!

Edit: not you then? OK, never mind.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# seemed rather obvious,
a few emo pisstakes in earlier threads, then all of a sudden, b3ta.com/board/5527299.

hardly rocket science
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# whats a
jacuzzi got to do with it?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# A jacuzzi has everything to do with it



apparently.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# hell yeah.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# wrong song?
You might call the wrath of God on me..
But if you try it, then you might agree...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)