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Today I have no haggis for lunch; instead I have fourteen sausage rolls, three bridies, a slice of battenburg and 2 litres of Irn Bru. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

I am win!

braw facts

I've just eaten a flapjack and am deciding what to have for real lunch

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Hax!

!!11

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

You are a

cheating cheaty cheat.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

have some of

my tasty flapjack

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

winning is achieved via the medium of the best lunch

not by being fast and cheaty!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

I didn't mean I'd won Lunch of the Day

I've only won the First to Reply to the Facts Race

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

I know what you meant

don't talk back to me young man!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

back back back

are we in a stinging mood to day, Waspy? ;D

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

you'll taste the tang of my venom in a minute!

I'm bored, very bored.
I might go out and get drunk for lunch.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

serving suggestion only

...

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Thank you

I am easily bought.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Yes,

I just wondered where you were, not commenting on a subject so dear to your heart like that.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)

I think you are having RIS for lunch

you're kerazzey

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

I've won four times!

if no one else has ever done that, I'm the all-time champion

RIS = Risotto? that's a good idea, but it takes time to make and I'm not sure I've got all the ingredients here

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

omFg!!1!

bt can u clokk streetz ov rayge on the ded hard levl?

yours supraxermangod

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

I can't understand your accent

you must be from Up North or somesuch foreign country

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

....Says the man From weirdly Placed capital Letter land

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

United Kingdom

I wonder why they randomly picked the 'U' and the 'K' to be capital?

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

home made tuna pasta salad

neato.

(BadgerPirate, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

a filling lunch

for a cold day

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

At last! Rah!

Couple of finger roll sandwiches, one with chicken, one with unidentifiable filling.
Packet of Tesco-Value Cheese and Onion crisps,
A flapjack, and probably a bottle of fruit juice.

All topped off with a canteen full of belming mongs. :)

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

finger rolls?

are they crunchy or do they remove the bones?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

That's the best bit!

Mmm, fragments of muscle tissue.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)

'An airman's handbag and a boxers abacus'

dinosaurs Dave
Tuna kerrazey salad

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

The very finest of hanbags and best abaci!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Right so ATG is Any Thing Goes

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

I'm ahaving tinned Spag Bol

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

i'd open the tin first for maximum tastiness

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

good plan sir

*wonders why microwave is fizzing*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

you should have it on something though

most people would choose toast, but I recommend having it on an all day breakfast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Mmmm...steamed puns

Today I am having Thai green bean and tofu yellow curry in a sandwich. Apple squash. Some fruit. And lemon and ginger tea.

Edit: my friend has just presented me with some snowies (white chocolate drops with sprinkles) so I may have one or two of them, as it's Friday.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

what colourful curry

how do you keep it in the sandwich?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

superglue and fear

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

my two favourite

containment devices!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

*looks at mess on plate*

Not very well, it seems.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

Mmm! Keep all the vitiamins in the puns, that way

another exciting lunch, you're quite the star

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Thank you

I've recently rediscovered fusion food.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

I like Thai Green Chicken

It's master bazoo!

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

excellent!

green thai, mmmm!

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Bacon sarnies - plenty of

and coffee

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

Bacon sarnies are the food of Kings!

have plenty of brown sauce

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

food of some description

by ~~jesus~~ jingo!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

I recommend

having an all day breakfast at the grimiest cafe you can find

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Does Grimmie have a cafe?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

Yes, yes he does

and I've been there, his all day breakfasts are second to none

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

Here's a suggestion:

Why don't you have something that isn't chicken, not in a bap, without salad or salad cream?

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Arf!

Today I will be having Chicken Madras, with Pilau Rice, garlic naan and popadums, washed down with a nice cold pint of lager!

(strangeone456789, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

a fine lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

RedSushi

is off out to have:
Katsu Curry and beer

(sounds yum)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Well, he sould make more effort to tell us himself

we all waited for lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

What's

katsu curry?

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

curry for people who

practise martial arts

at mealtimes

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

breaded camenbert with red stuff

salad
pretzel
water

c'est tout

hello, is anybody there?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

I left you 'til the end

as you were so impatient; have brown stuff not red

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

sorry :) and why?

and the red stuff was like jam but not as sweet

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

brown stuff beats red stuff

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

Greggs Cheese and Onion Pasty

once I buy it...

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drunkenoaf, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

have meat in it too

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

I just had

a poached egg and cheese in a bun (with lettuce & tomato).

A bit like an Egg McMuffin, but not shit.

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fuscous, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

That sounds great

I hope you poached the egg using the clingfilm method

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

No chance

I've got this metal tube sort of thing you put in the bottom of a pan

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fuscous, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

I have a cheese, smoked ham and chutney baguette

three bags of seabrooks: canadian ham flavour, salt flavour and cheese and chive flavour, a pepper steak slice and a sausage roll all washed down with a can of refreshing Irn bru and delicious tea.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

i didn't think it possible

but seabrooks are even nicer in the new bags.

*adds seabrooks to lunch list*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

I haven't had seabrooks in a while

and I noticed the new bags today, they are better. I don't know how the could improve on something which was so good in the first place.

They even have some Seabrooks history on the bag now.

"Our founder, Mr 'C' brook, was dedicated to creating Britain's tastiest crisps. For over 60 years we have continued his down to earth approach and passion for quality to create crisps that once tasted, you'll love for ever."

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

yep

and it lists all the other flavours that they don't sell in our tesco too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

I noticed that too

I would like to try them all, but Morrisons only stock six flavours.

But look

www.seabrookcrisps.com/welcome.htm

you can order a mixed box.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

*orders*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

I need not tell you

how Braw your lunch is

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

A doorstep ham sandwich

chedders
minty kitkat
and orange kitkat

(mmm... variety)

coffee and fags

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

I'd have that like a shot

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

I'm having

philadelphia + watercress + spinach + tomato butties on brown bread that has seeds in it.
and a yoghurt
and a kiwi fruit
and a cup of tea

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

That's a vegetarian girl's lunch

you need some bacon

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

I had bacon and sausage butties for brekky

and am having a mixed grill for tea in the pub, so I though I could do without

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

i am weak!

i had blueberry cheesecake and a chai tea latte from starbucks..... :o( i am going to heck

(whatsinaname, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

blueberry cheesecake

makes an excellent lunch, I'm not too sure about tea latte, though, I've never tried that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

/sticks up hand.

I don't know what's for lunch yet, but I'm very hungry.

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

I recommend

a big 'ol juicy steak with lots of mustard and well done, you were first to raise your hand

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

hurrah!

Steak it is, but not well done, I want that blood dripping down my chin.

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Mortage advisor.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw!

have chips with that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

Hooray!

I am having pizza! 3 cheese flavour, so I will probably have to add some ham to it... I need some meat in my lunch.

Braw!

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Pizza is quite probably the best food ever

and yes, everyone should eat meat

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

especially us

carnivores

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

On the condition that you actually kill some animals from time to time.

You can't rely on the blue collar workers to pay for your meat eating. Spiritually, that is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

You need to find a nice vegetarian to cook for you

Then you won't even notice the lack of meat in your lunch.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Yes

I was just wondering where you were, since there had been no reply from you on a subject so dear to your heart.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)

*puts hand up*

I knew! I knew!

etc.

One bacon and mushroom sandwich with plenty of t. sauce.

And the inevitable tea.

*yums*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

you seem to know more about Dave the Hat than is healthy

you should only have red sauce if you are a girl

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

lunch

todays lunch consists of:

chinese chicken and salad bap
bananananas
a few gallons of coffee
a ciggie or two

Finger Monsters Dr. Strange

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Chinese Chicken baps!?

they must be hard to get hold of, do Tesco's sell them?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

ham cheese and pickle crusty rolls

and a bag of crisps

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Mmmm

Have some grey and black concentric circles with that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

mmm and some text

sounds delicious

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

I got subway.

A footlong subway melt with southwest sauce, lettuce and tomato to be precise.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Braw!

That's a great lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

I'm having three cheese sandwiches on wholemeal bread

with shitloads of coleslaw.

And loads of dandelion & burdock to follow.

(The Wigmeister, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Dandelion and Burdock should be made compulsory

the Dandelion industry has suffered of late and the Burdock industry has all been moved to China

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

you missed me

&uArr up there

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

A cajun chicken tortilla wrap, salt and vinegar discos, warm chocolate brownie pudding, all washed down with cherry coke and many cups of tea.

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Cor! That's a great lunch!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

Three Rocky Robins

All chopped up in a bowl of Asda's Extra Special Custard!

(jesushairdresser minges, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

What's a rocky robin?

sounds intriguing

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

It's...

#"Rocky Robin
Oooh creamy choc"

something like that

(jesushairdresser minges, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)

Two slices of bread and butter.... I'll have some toast later!

Jesus man, How ~~HUGE~~ stocky are you?!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

a bit boring but filling

I sport a well filled trouser

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

Imk on budget till tuesday when I get paid...

And you just seem to eat lots and lots.

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)

here goes

Thai Green curry consisting of Aubergine, Sweet Potato and Thai Pea Aubergines with rice.

Lordy. It was one of those that it just that right side of spicy-tasty that leaves you salivating joy-spit for hours aftewards just at the mere thought of eating it again.

I need something for afters though.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

Mrs roll does it again

she's a national treasure, look after her

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

I had a hand in this one

but Mrs Roll certainly does it better. I gave her great joy by discovering a huge oriental cash and carry nearby...she almost bought frozen whelks.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)

If they sell wan ton wrappers

get her to make some ravioli with them; creamy mashed potato makes a great filling and you can have a variety of sauces on them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)

mmmm

braw

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)