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[challenge entry] How Americans see the world...


did they change the title to the challenge ?

From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Ooooh.
Hahaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:23, archived)
# hehe
woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Now that's a fine-looking sandwich!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:24, archived)
# It's killing me !
I'm on a booze free, junk food free, get fit not fat month, 1.5 days to go till it's over and I'm f*cking starving...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:26, archived)
# well you chose the best month to do such a thing

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:33, archived)
# You should eat an entire jar of mayonaise Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:34, archived)
# It looks like it's made of vaginal seepage.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm
seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Ethiopean cunt juice is the brawest of all sauces.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hahah
man I want a fucking burger.

Went to Gourmet Burger Kitchen on Friday, it was amazing. It's one of the only places you can find a decent burger in this country, I heartily recommend it to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:25, archived)
# THE FUCKING LETTUCE IS ON TOP
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE FUCKING BOTTOM!

fucking yanks

Oh, and woo to the pic
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I don't think i've ever had a burger where the lettuce is on the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Mayhaps the burger is being held upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:31, archived)
# It's the right way up
but you HAVE to have the salad on the bottom, and the meat on top!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Don't be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:34, archived)
# It's like the eleventh commandment
Thou shalt not put meat under the salad on a hamburger, or gherkins.

Fact*

*maybe not fact
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:36, archived)
# The eleventh commandment
is Don't be such a silly thick, you smelly mingenosed gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
# missed that one at sunday school
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:40, archived)
# You mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:40, archived)
# missed that one too
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Mong mong mong
spazzy spazzy mongbum.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:43, archived)
# you know him too?
I think he was the parishiners son,
sucked cock good though
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:48, archived)
# WTF?
If it's on the bottom it gets all wilted and crap. Put it on the top where it's supposed to be and quit yer yammering.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:33, archived)
# But if the hot meat and onions
are on the bun, it goes all soggy
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:42, archived)
# i think i had a burger in revolution wherethe lettuce was on the bottom
didnt particulrly enhance the experience tho..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It might be an aussie thing
All our hamburgers are salad, then meat with cheese and pineapple on top
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *new image challenge*
go forth and take a photograph of a burger with lettuce on the bottom. then shop a magenta cock on it for good taste...


maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I just bought a new camera today
so that's the perfect challenge!!! I'm going to get a burger tomorrow morning
(night time here now! and I'm too drunk)
and take photo's..
on how to make a real hamburger!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha!
its funny cos its true
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Nothing personal
but I am really not enjoying this challenge at all.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *massages*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Look on the bright side!
I never entered . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:37, archived)
# me neither. This compo is a bit pap, but it's here until Wendesay so we had just better put up with it I guess :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I can cope with a pap challenge
because sometimes, in amongst the many cloned entries, somebody produces a skewed moment of genius that takes your breath away. Or at least makes you laugh.

But this just seems to be an excuse to indulge in some petty xenophobia and reinforce stereotypes that aren't really funny.

I've had my 2p now... I'll get back to ignoring it until Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:44, archived)
# some of the entries are clever
but it's really depressing to see what a shitty reputation America has.

Part of me wants to abuse America too, but I also want to defend myself (and my family & friends, and all the many parts of the country that don't fit stereotypes).
(norumbegan, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:31, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:43, archived)
# winwinwin
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Wunderyness
(Bogbean, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
woo and yay.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Yes!
This is exactly right. What the American is thinking: "Wow, three different countries and all of them use the same crappy roll for their hamburgers instead of a real bun? I'm enjoying this vacation but I seriously can't wait to get back home and get a real burger."
(I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Mmm.
Food.

/pavlov
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ace
but would it really have lettuce and tomato?
(teasus likes tea, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 21:06, archived)