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# BREAKING NEWS: This just in...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

· You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
· There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
· You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor
· You cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# There are lots of words.
Should i read them all?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# OK then
I won't
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# You have wonky eyes
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I cunting well don't
AICBMFP
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Wanna bet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Definitely not
(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# You read them already..
.. a couple of years ago
(Plan_B, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# hahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# "just in"
in 2004
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 1984
more like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)
# This...
needs to be added to a story board.
I'm too hungry to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# It needs adding to a fucking Talk Board.
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# haha ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Just when I was thinking
"He's kept his cool on this one"
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Did you miss the massive picture of Christopher Wren?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Yer bert no bert
that was him flaming, not you
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# you need to be added to a story board*







*has no idea what this means
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I'll Story Board you in a minute
me laddo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# oh do fuck off you threadwasting arsemonkey
.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# So?
Is this a morality fable?
(HectorProtector, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# she gives me the faking 'orn
she does.

her and that Suzie Dent. Together.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# ^^ that
yes.

and kirstie & teh beenie
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Middle-aged men...
REUNITE!
(irMrk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# writhing against each other
smeared in whipped cream?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# nah...
I'm on a diet, but thanks for the mental image....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *SIGH
..... fool
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# ha ha
and then the chicken says...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# 'Fuck me!
A talking dog!'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# have you done your run yet then or what
seeing as I've sponsored you and all (in a different name!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere.
Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....
which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................

now where was I........

oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt,
which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those white ones,
you could only get those big yellow ones..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *spang*
Are you STILL telling that bloody story? ;)
Edit: It doesn't work, I am still here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
#

















..........
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I don't want a
man who loves the lord...
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that joke = Circa 1943

you = Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)