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# Clive is getting
VERY excited about his Christmas present...



I wonder what it could be...?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:37, archived)
# oh that so definitely gets a
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)
# I still love that woo yay.
Can't get enough of it...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)
# *blush*
thank you :) i really need to make some more though...

*peruses dvd collection & waves goodbye to any free time over xmas holiday*
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Eksqooz my ignorunz
What film is that from?
(_, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# one of it's crowning
quotes is 'go piss up a flagpole', or I suppose also 'go stick yer thumb up yer butt'.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# 'i'm not gonna let some snot-nosed kid
hang MY cheese out in the wind'
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)
# that's almost a bog-standard
b3ta post.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:35, archived)
# ferris bueller's
day off
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# ha!
Nice one... Try get something outa "The 5th element".
(BurningFeetMan, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:39, archived)
# That's another one.
(_, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Kenneth Yay?
Who he?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# Kenneth Lay
He was the head of Enron.
I really could have chosen someone a bit more recognisable, couldn't I?
(_, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)
# Possibly not with the surname "Yay"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Are you still a pirate? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)
# funnily enough
i did wear the eye patch for a not inconsiderable amount of time earlier this evening (approx half an hour at least). i may sleep wearing it tonight - it will help me dream of hidden treasure, parrots and cutlasses.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)
# It was more of a communal pirate-exchange thing.
Like in The Princess Bride.

My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
(_, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Is that
Rolf Harris with the cutlass?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Looks more like Oliver Reed to me,
So it may be a zombie pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Why's the pirate poking him in...
...wearing a watch?
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# To tell the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:58, archived)
# So he can find out what time it is!
(honestly...)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Carpet raving gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:06, archived)
# Yay! Clive!
I see some sort of bookcase in the background... stange...

Go Clive, Go! But I think he should be allowed to open that early, or it might not last till crimbo day.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)
# You love Clive, don't you?
Which is entirely fair, as he is the cutest kitten in Christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)
# Edit:
the second cutest kitten in christendom, as i have just been reminded.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)
# Tsk. Disgraceful
I do like Clive. He has this look of lovable cluelessness.
"A present, a present! It smells of fish! It's fish shaped!!! EEEEeee!

What is it?"

That's what he's saying.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)
# WOW!!!
I thought it was just me could hear it!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)
# that
is SO perfect
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:09, archived)
# it certainly is
you are our new resident expert on cute kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Dec 2002, 0:11, archived)
# that deserves a very fat...
(oh_absolutely, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# class!
(mail me the original kitty, PLEASE?)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# here he is....
clive & friends clicky-woo
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:45, archived)
# one for you
(bustab, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)
# I prefer
the dirty woo yay...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# spazz
(_, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:58, archived)
# Yay
Christmas Prezzies



I get to open mine from my girlfriend tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)