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(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
'ningles, M'dear!

*checks which pance she's wearing*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# yesterdays i would expect

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Are you casting aspersions on my personal hygiene?
*scowls*
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Nah!
They're fine for a week 'cos you don't sweat much . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# no
i'm just thinking that you could have been locked out of your house and been forced to de-cap to a friends house, who, while being lully and helpful is a size 24, and while she offered to lend you a pair, that would ahve been way too big so you had a choice, wear the same ones or go commando, being a lady, you'd never go commando.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# you sir are on form today
nice long posty answers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Have you sorted out teh cricket yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# bugger
has it started yet?

who won teh toss?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# We did.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# MEEEEEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Ning sir
You seem to be unnaturally obsessed with my undercrackers this week.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# naturally . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# haha great
i need some of those.
can i just suggest something in secret.
Make your image clickable and point it to your "I like this" vote thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
It doesn't work . . . I've tried it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# interesting
in a non interesting kind of way.
informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# oohh clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I thought of that
But I don't like to cheat.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# cheats never prosper
except the rich ones.
the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha!
This has everything, most importantly it has pharmacology!

Mind you, if you installed such a thing there'd be very little left!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hurrah !
*Clicks*
'Ning Pachey.
No time for lunch today - I'm off to see my Tesco Quails.
I finally ended up with 5 from a dozen eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# You have pet quails???
Take pictures!
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I'm sure I told you about this ?
I bought a dozen quails eggs from Tesco and bunged them in my mates incubator.
I am now the father of 5 fluffy baby quails.
They aren't pets though - once they start producing chicks of their own I'll be eating quail pie, stuffed quail, quail in a basket etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I remember you saying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, you told me you got the eggs, I didn't realise they'd hatched though
I want to see pictures!
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I'll take my camera

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Surely Tesco's quail's eggs
should not be fertilised?
You should send pictures to Tesco and demand free eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:49, archived)
# I was thinking this,
I need proof before I believe this spurious tale!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# it's like these amazing lunches he apparently has
always followed by going to the pub.
I find it all rather difficult to believe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Well I bought
a pound of bacon from Asda and put it under the grill. Now I've got 8 healthy piglets.
*Runs
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 11 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Cooking nice lunches
gives me the motivation to get out of bed in the morning.
And I go to the pub every single day of the week apart from Sunday when I'm too busy with Sunday Lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# E-mail from the Animal Rights Coalition (made me laff !)
Re: Tesco Quail Eggs,

Thank you very much for bringing this to our attention. We have checked into it, and yes, Tesco's are definitely selling eggs that are capable of hatching. However, we are concerned that if we started a campaign about this that it might encourage other bird breeders to "hatch" eggs from Tesco's, and we know how miserable life can be for animals born in captivity. This being the case we have decided that, in the long term, less animal suffering will be involved if we don't advertise these fertilised eggs by starting a campaign.

Tesco's, like all supermarkets, is guilty of inflicting massive suffering on all the animals whose bodies they sell, and whose milk and eggs they exploit. In a world where animals who have been born are treated so contemptuously by all and sundry it would be a wasted effort to try and get the sale of quail eggs banned. Hopefully fewer animals will be born to suffer in captivity by our keeping silent.

Again, thank you for your vigilance. If anything changes with this situation, please let us know.

Regards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# That sounds like a cop-out to me
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Whyever not?
It makes little difference


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
as you will see from Mighty Gusset's reply below, you are quite wrong.

So go dur yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# no, I mean they don't taste any different
fertilised or not . . . so why shouldn't they be?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# It compromises a vegetarian's integrity
Unfertilised eggs don't contain anything dead, but a fertilised egg has an embryo, technically an animal.
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Of course!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# admit you have lost!
Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# There's two things about quails
Lady quails will not lay unless there's a man quail around.
Commercial quail breeders never bother to sex them - they only keep them for about eight weeks so there's no point.
Put those two factors together and it means there's a high probability that any quail eggs you buy are going to be fertilised.
As for Tesco - I consider this the best BOGOF offer I've ever had !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Edumacational!
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Did you have lunch yesterday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Of course I did
you were too obsessed with Pacheys pance to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# a scathing attack
on paint-mashes and bad humour

this for el presidenté

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# *glowers*
and WHAT is wrong with paint mashes?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# if the humour is that good
then it should be properly photo-edited/ animated

/making friends

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Poohead!
These were done in Paint!
www.b3ta.com/board/5912911


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# that stuff is fine
I have done a couple of panel thingies in paint,

beacuse it works and doesn't need a lot of blending or layering

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Noooo!
don't block the bandwagons! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# i love that
although i am guilty of bandwagon and cdc action recently
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Haha nice work




*quickly russles up a seamy cdc bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:50, archived)
# G'ning!
Good compo'age.

*makes a point of deliberately ignoring pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

*points at Doc's point!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Shhh! Nobody noticed! Apart from you.
(They're out on the pitch.)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 11 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
That's ace

and I haven't even read what today's compo is

'ning m' dear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 11 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Ning honey
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:04, archived)
# ooh thas good
vere impressive hummas (can i steal some?)

and 'ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Ning madam
Lovely day
(Pachey, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# yesh
proper picnic weather now
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 11 May 2006, 11:19, archived)