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# The Duke is indisposed

Today, I'm having Aberdeen Angus pie with peas chips and lashings of gravy washed down with a pint of Guinness and blackcurrant and refreshing Glenmorangie! What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Noon sir!


Today I went through three cheese & onion finger rolls,
a packet of spicy-tomato wheat crunchies, a can of pepsi max,
a Jaffa Caek bar, and a feeling of bewilderment as I'm doing
Work-Experience at a college which is currently deserted due to
half-term.

Vladimir had ice-cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Finger rolls are Braw!
you can eat them quicker than regular rolls. Tell Vladimir to have vodka cubes
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Not long till your b3taday, sir.
I hope you're going to have some CAEK and do something special for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That's not much of a lunch
For a growing Vlad !
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# I'd tell him to have more but he can't hear.
It's the earflaps you see!
If you want to draw him something to eat I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Does he like milk?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Arrrgghhh!
Evilmilk gives Grimmie teh fear.
Vlad quite likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Southern fried chicken
and spicy wedges. Washed down with dandelion and burdock.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
That's a fab lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Aye, it was very nice
I'm considering whether to follow up with a wagon wheel or a kit kat.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# a cheese salad sarnie
and some big green olives stuffed with feta

2 bags of crisps (lamb and mint and RS)
and 2 penguin bars

Glenfiddich is far better than Glenmorangie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Your lunch is Braw!
right up until the lie at the end
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Glenmorangie is distributed by a French company
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# And the Stuffed Olives
Anyone who admits to eating those can't claim to know anything about whisky.
The Macallan is my single malt of preference.
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# an excellent choice, Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Talisker!
...though unfortunately I'm not having any for lunch :(
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5970687
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# i don't know yet
i'm going to eat something now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Good!
Have an all day breakfast with chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oh, yes
that sounds good, but it'll be sandwiches for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I had steamed fish for dinner tonight
complete with a sweet and sour soy based sauce.

It's now just a question of what I will have for sexi teim
(Azzek!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# How very devoid of calories
Have some chips as a snack
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *Sends Duke industrial strength loo roll*
today i am eating
motor oil baps with a mixed bolt side salad
WD40 dressing and croutons
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# The greasiest of baps and crunchiest of salads!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark !
Todays Beer of Choice is Wychwoods' Osprey Ale - brewed exclusively for Sainsburys or do it says on the bottle.
It's a fairly hefty 6.5% so I'll probably only have a couple of those.

Soaking it all up is a nice 70's Retro
Coq au Vin
served on a bed of Sticky Jasmine Rice
and accompanied by yet more English Asparagus

I'll probably have a yoghurt to finish off.
Rachels Organic wholemilk with Apple and Butterscotch

Then I'll take Cassie and Wobbly Bob for a walk to the pub.
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# cut and paste!
cut and paste!
cut and paste!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I'm busy cooking
so I cut and paste my LOTD.
So what ?
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# So nothing
I was just saying
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# RUBBISH!
Throw it all in the bin and have Jenny Agutter and custard
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *Wishes*
*Opens Eyes*
Blimey ! That doesn't usually happen !
*Disappears upstairs with 'Lunch'*
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# That beer sounds grand
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# It's
Not bad at all.
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# I'm having 15 wanks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# only 15?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# A fad diet no doubt
(Azzek!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# a cad diet
no lies
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I only have 5 minutes for lunch today
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *waits 14 minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I'm done now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Have a gross of vitamin E tablets
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i'm gonna nip out in a min
for cod bites and chips and gravy
then chocolate mousse and a fab lolly for pudding!
yums!
edit: and tea of course! and maybe a stella (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# You must be running low on fabs
buy loads more!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# bad sandwiches
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Have good mustard on them
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ooo
good idea, that will infact make them a lot nicer. Thankye
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *salutes*
That's what I'm here for, citizen!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# chips!
in sauce
(gianthead, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ...
Toasted sandwich with fillings thus: -

Tesco value cheese that resembles cheddar, but tastes like dairylea
Bacon, chopped
Tabasco extra hot sauce
Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
A pinch of cumin powder

yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Sounds Braw!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Quiche sandwich!
truly the greatest sandwich filling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
The bestest of sandwiches - I'm gonna have to make one now.
Psssst! Call it 'Man-Flan' or face endless mockery
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hark at the gheyers clubbing together!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# but i am a girlie
so can i call it 'quiche'?
'man flan' gives me disturbing images..
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
I am the only man alive who eats quiche man-flan...
I'm just off to emasculate myself
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Put a pastry topping on it
Then it's PIE and proper manly.
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# my mate
always used to have lasagne on toast

yay for meals on bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Have mince with that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# the quiche has bacon bits in
is that close enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ham, cheese, pickle and mustard sarnie
a bag of skips, cup o' tea, and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# A couple
of toasted cheese and bacon sarnies followed by a trip to the pub for a couple of hours to play pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# A fine lunch
but play cards or skittles, it's cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# It's only expensive if you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# 'a dancing penguim and a hot chick's hot pance'
doubledutches Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# The grooviest of all penguims and hottest of hotsies!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Today I am mostly having meetings

beer & crossword will have to wait:(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# BOOO!
Take your crossword into the meeting
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Meetings at Lunchtimes ?
What sort of cuntish bunch of cunty cunts do you work for ?
Lunchtime meetings should be held in the pub, with lunch included and the rest of the day off.
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# LPC bap

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# roast
beef slices
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Have some carb with that
I recommend yorkshire pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Todays Recommendation.
Make Yorkshire Puddings with half whole milk and half beer.
Also add a teaspoon of mustard powder.
The beer makes them much fluffier.
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# I've got chorizo sausage slices
and baked beans with a side salad of grape flavour fizzy pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Braw!
I'd have that in a trice, or a bap
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I am drinking dr pepper
I had a chicken and stuffing sandwich, from dreggs.

I will probably develop food poisoning and spend some time on the toilet pooing.

I will continue to drink dr pepper till this happens.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent detail!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# it's all in the details
and soon, it'll be in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Todays packed lunch involves cling film in place of foil
Ham cheese and 3 cheese coleslaw, apple, ready salted hula hoops, beef hula hoops, a belgian bun and a can of pepsi max.

Yum yum in my tum.
(Snowflake, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# excellent!
I'd eat it! in fact . . . Well done!

(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Pah !
b3ta.com/board/5970232
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# Blimey.
Where do I go from here?
(Snowflake, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I'm having two cheese, ham and mustard sandwiches, a cheese and bacon slice
two tangerines, an apple, a can of Tizer, some water and tea.

This morning I went to see the special peoples end of year play. It was great, I saw a guy in a wheel chair play the harmonica, a guy in a wheelchair dressed up as Anastacia and singing, a girl with downs doing magic tricks and many more things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Braw!
I'd love to see such a show
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I'm putting it on a DVD for them
I'm making 20 copies and I'll make a hights version for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# today's lunch in detail
wholemeal pitta breads with cottage cheese and chive and wild rocket salad (x2)

tropicana pink grapefruit jooce (250ml)

grapes (red - x10)

hurrah for diets!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)