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[challenge entry] ...
perhaps a bit NSFTW (not safe for the world!)

From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 183 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:16, archived)
# He wants to be careful
he doesn't snap his banjo-string doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)
# were you seriously in custardy?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)
# yes
but the charges were trumped up and I got off on a technicality!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# again . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *runs to the polling station
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:17, archived)
# somebody gouge my eyes!
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *gouges*
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# he's linked it,
i wish you hadn't done that now
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# He's over there.
You're talking to a pot-plant.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# oh right, erm...
over where?
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:47, archived)
# ah!
the perfect time for me to get back to work....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *drags back*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *bokes*
LINK IT! YUK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)
# NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# OSFTLH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
# HSBC?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)
# NTSC?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
# ASAP?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)
# ASBO?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# RSVP?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# ADHD?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Gah!
I hate AFLAs
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ROLF!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Roflcopter!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:37, archived)
# NTFS?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:51, archived)
#


Does this mean
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)
# YMCA?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)
# *bums*
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *tells a responsible adult*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)
# I guess they can join in too
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:31, archived)
# DISCO
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:33, archived)
# TESCO
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ASDA
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# *gimme a D......*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *Gives 4dam a D*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Yay
*puts on ebay*
*doesn't profit*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Type 81 APC?
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)
# PCP?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# DNA?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Better?
Has it been magentafied yet?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# nobody dared to
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ^^hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# *runs away from the polling station*
*drives to Domestos factory*

*finds nearest vat*

*jumps in*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *jumps in as well
*does a bit more to hair


smashing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:20, archived)
# collar and cuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)
# just collar
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:30, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/6011173
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:44, archived)
# haha
You left your hair cut to the whims of the board?

Mental
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:52, archived)
# of course! Is there any other way?

I could have got a random board member to come round and cut it, but I ain't stupid.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# ha!
I am currently using "sun in", and it has turned my light brown hair a slight shade of ginger.

*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# *vomits*
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:21, archived)
#



/has fled
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Cor!
*Doesn't vote due to RSI of the wrist*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:22, archived)
# CLICKS and clicks and
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pours neat olbas oil into eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Take this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)
# *Fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 15:26, archived)