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# never listened to social distortion
what kind are they? i'll head to audiogalaxy and give that one a listen.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# kind of
slower and rockier than a lot of your cali punk, but absolute genius. i reckon anyway. best listened to when your in a bad mood. just listening to them now and needed to share the goodness
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)
# theres a coule of tracks downloading now
as soon as audiogalaxy quits being a dick. best punk song ever has to be NOFX's 'My Vagina' just cos every time I hear it I nearly wet myself.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# NOFX
best.live.band.ever. no debate.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Who are
the best dead band ever? :)

I can't imagine seeing any dead band being all that great :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# alice
in chains?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# best dead band ever
lynyrd skynyrd, no doubt about it. or 50% of the beatles.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# no
i meant... oh never mind...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# i understood
it's okay.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
for my arch nemesis :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# yay you too, crazy man!
...there's so much love on this board...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Oh no
you're not going to sing britney are you?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i once played triangle
for a mates live acustic performance of hit me baby one more time. classic intro: "this is dedicated to the guy who broke my nose this afternon"
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Marvelous
Triangles: one of the most metal instruments in the world, after bells and big fuckin' gongs. :)

I have been known to play air-triangle at metal nights before. But thats because i'm very silly.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)
# air triangle?
i have a new hobby. i am listening to social distortion, playing air triangle and saying 'ting'.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)
# air triangle
rocks!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# HEY STOUFFER
you gotta try this, dude, you'll love it, it'll ting those blues away. ting. ting.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)
# TING TING TING
TING TING TING TING TING TING TING. man, i love air triangle
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# hooray
mission accomplished. and i'm off the edge.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Not on my lovely
1280x960 screen you arent ;)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)
# im on an 800 x 600 laptop
so shittibums to you. this is a very long thread isn't it?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# not
long enough :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Try for a
record?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# nooo
people start doing this "make it to the edge! Break the record!" stuff at 2 in the morning on weekends when they are V.v.v.v.v. drunken... and now we're doing it on a schoolday...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)
# falling off the edge
if we try really hard do we fall off the edge? Are there elephants holding the b3ta world up?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)
# what's got three legs and lives off dead beetles?
paul mcartney and his girlfriend.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Buddy Holly
maybe
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# of course the Beatles have changed musical direction now
they're just playing drum n' bass apparently
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# that is brilliant
i like that a lot.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# best dead band?
not so much a band, more of an artist....
frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa
(i quite like frank zappa)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# and so does my
dad
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)
# live version of 'together on the sand'
"we walked down to the water,
as i fucked yur grandma's daughter.."
just listening to SD's 'i was wrong' its well headnoddy.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# aaah
me too. yeah it's not like throw yourself around music, but best being dumped album ever(note pathetic plea for more sympathy)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# sympathy sympathy
what was her reason?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# pffft
god knows. i can only assume that she's homosexual.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# obviously.
best song to plunge you even further into depression: "Even Hitler had a girlfriend" by the Mr T Experience or "Feeling Bad" by nerfherder
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# so have you only just been dumped then?
you need Leonard Cohen in that case.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# leonard cohen...
now theres morbidness on a stick. but great at times of self-absorbed-self-pitying-ness. Like when youve been dumped....
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# if you wanna laugh
find something by The Frogs.

Anything.

Do that now and tell me what you think.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# "grandma in the corner
witha penis in her hand"???
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# upon listening
everyone should download that. grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand saying no no no no no
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# absolutely
and that's the whole song.

How about the one about Jerry Lewis touching up cripples?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# i gotta
find me that...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)
# I assumed you had heard of them,
clearly I was wrong.

I've never met anyone who's heard of them. They're cracking.

Also see, I'm Evil, Jack, and Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls if Grandma Ain't Home Tonight. Or something.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# i have a new favourite band.
theyre lovely
- and crippled
and crippled
- yes crippled
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
If I had one convert, I knew it would be you.

Fookin' hilarious. Maybe one to play at top volume to annoy the neighbours.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# thank you for this epiphany
thy are amazing.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)
# We should make Stouffer play air triangle
to that stuff, that'd cheer him up.

You listenin' Stouffer?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# he seems to like
air trianlge.
(see above)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)
# i'm just
firing up kazaa, and i shall be joining in the frogs fest imminently
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# nah
'and you will know us by the trail of dead' take that acclaim. Im just interupting your conversation but i dont care.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# nofx kick them dead.
"i had my finger up her..
country music playing on the radio...."
download any track off nofx's "i heard they suck live", its the most inaccurate title ever.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# laughing
is a different matter altogether. they aint that funny, but live, they are undoubtably the best. gonna see them again in london on may 1st, theyd better be as good as last time otherwise i'll be well miffed...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Therapy?
used to put on a good live show - The Dickies weren't bad. Lagwagon were ok. Urm - I saw Iron Maiden a few years ago - that sucked.
But the best live band I've seen? That would have to be Propagandhi.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i like propagandhi sometimes
but a lot of the time they are too damn political. i am off to see lagwagon at the deconstruction tour in a few weeks, which should be cool.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# I stagedived
for the first (and only) time in my life at a Therapy gig.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# blimey - last time I saw threapy?
was in the Barfly -if you werethere, you sure there was room to stagedive?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)
# i saw [spunge] in the barfly
and there was sweat dripping off the ceiling, it was that packed and airless. good gig though.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# it's always like that in there -
old peole ever go to any gigs at the White Horse i think it was, on Hampstead hill. Really really small with a low ceiling... Saw Farside there (no, not that one) and they were amazing. V annoying bloke in the crowd - so everyone picked him up and held him flat against the ceiling. Guess you had to be there tho...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# no
it was at ULU (ahem) a while back. My band was supporting them and I managed to run from backstage and jump off the front of the stage. And the White Horse in Hampstead brings back lots of memories...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Yay! In that case you are the only person
I know aside from the people i went with who's ever been to the White Horse. Your bands called...?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# my band WAS called
*hangs head in shame* Loveblobs
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)
# QOTSA
was a good gig in Camden, which is a very small place for me to not notice that Nick Oliveri did the last track naked... and quicksand always kicked ass too...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# My,
you really weren't paying attention were you?!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# well allow me to retort
The Ramones were the best band live ever if you don't mind. All You Young Punks - pah! Why, in my day......
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# valid
point. well made. hey ho, let's go
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# woo!
the ramones!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# fair comment
i suppose. not that i can comment on their abilities performing live cos i was too young but a very good band. you must be well old :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# look
we've got our own little ramones fan club tucked away at the bottom of the thread
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Yay!
Can I join? Anyone heard the Sh-sh...s..shirehorses version of hey ho?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
its brilliant. "hes not in the garden..... or in the bedroom with a hard-on..."
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Damn right!
...Joe's fucked off! *der ner, der nernernerner*

I thought I was taking over the thread-killer mantle there...

Hang-on, there's still time!

(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# i'll save
you the chore and kill it for you....
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Thanks!
Damn!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)
# i was gonna make a good joke
but it relied on my surname which i hate so will not reveal. so no joke.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)
# is it
ramone?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# nope
thats an okay surname.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Is it
Huntymints?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)
# it is now.
Mike Huntymints. brilliant.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# is it
HUNT?

Bollocks too late

/coat
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)