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(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# He doesn't deserve it.
It's too quick. Slow and painful is what he requires. Possibly beaten to death by his ex-wives.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I fail to see how being shot through the head
repeatedly in gif format forever and ever is too quick a death.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# well what did they expect eh?
hadn't they seen his show before the big night?
money grabbing whores
whats a punch in the face for £50,000 a year eh?

*baits*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# haha
sounds like a deal, i'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# who would you like me to make the cheque out to?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# you're writing checks your balls can't cash!
/incoherentgibberishblog

and with that i'm goin for a fag to kill the last 20 minutes at work.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ex-wives... and darkies!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# My mate's Dad is an active Tory party member
He was trying to convince us that Davidson is actually a very nice, very funny man.

Even his son looked embarrassed
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# There's going to be a lot of guns to heads this week, I feel.
Woo to you, sir!

EDIT: Nice exploding temple action there.

In other news:



Full-frontal nudity tomorrow then... =)

EDIT II:
Ironman - who dance? Me? Nah...
Cap'n - yep, got it all planned ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# tonight i'm gonna party like its.....................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# my fucking birthday
and you better dance you cunt!
or i will cry if i want to
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *dances*
*pances*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *music suddenly stops*
HEY YOU MOVED!
YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOVED!

you're out of this round
*starts music*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# *keeps eye on only chair left, moves past it as slowly as possible*
Hang on, nobody else is eyeing the chair.

am I playing the wrong game?

Plus I realised a couple of days ago that the game Sleeping Lions we used to play when I was a kid was just the grown up's way of getting half an hour's peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# How do you play sleeping lions?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# last one to lay down asleep is out!
*plays tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Get all the kids to lie down (calm it, 4dam)
And they have to stay completely still. If they move, they're out, and the last one that's left is the winner.


Being a grown up now I realise what a stroke of genius this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ah yes
i remember now....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *steals tape*
*tapes seals*
*REAL GRAPES!!1!!eleventy!!1!*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Willy?
Test icicles?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# nearly, nearly
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# *cries*
coz i want to
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# 'twas only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# super happy chevron time!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# lie
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# not
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# all
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# can
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# other
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Ruined.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# butts
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# can't
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# big
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# deny
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# when
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# a lady comes near
we cum
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# lets see
edit:*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# yay
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# indeed
chevron tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# That's well pretty.
And the sad thing is I'm too brain tired to even work out how you did it.

EDIT: It's very tempting to reply somewhere and fuck it all up....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# only cunts do that
look, there are two up there

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# fucking cunts
no respect these days
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Puts hand up
Sorry mistah! I wus only playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# S'ok

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Chevrons are gay.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# we find a new insult
fuck off you big Chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Chevflaps.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# That's actually not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# and you would know, you big bumghey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# you should do one in the other direction and put...
IMG SRC="jkldfjkljkljgfdl" in there :)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# nope
I tried and failed
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Hehehe
He is a nobshite it is true.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# My....
that is a thing of true beauty :D
*ckicks & clicks & clicks*

'noons all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# slimey git...
look how he still grins even AFTER blowing his brains out...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)