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[challenge entry] Apparently the Filth took away her License

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(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Heh :)
Brilly stuff as promised
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# is it wrong that i
would?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:38, archived)
# It's not wrong
more 'predictable'. Like 'Will that dog eat that vomit over there?' - you just know it's going to happen.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)
# i actually think she's quite pretty
but she has a naughtiness about her as well
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Keith Allen in a wig.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)
# i don't think she looks like him
and anyway, are you trying to say keith alan doesn't make you hot and bothered?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# She's not too bad
For a chavette.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# When he's on a rant, yeah!
But not when he's singing.

I'd do her Mum after seeing her on Jonathan Ross.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Is Keith Allen
Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith? Or is that someone different?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)
# He's Fat Les
who sang 'Vindaloo' and has been in a few films, think one of them was shallow grave?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Currently
Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# i've no idea who dave 'mouse ear' smith is
this is keith allen
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Dave Mouse Ear Smith!
Don't tell me none of you watch Black Books.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# i love black books
the name just doesn't ring a bell
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# The episode where Bernard starts gambling
The poker table- the guy with the fucking mouse ears?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ooh
i don't think i've seen that one
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# season 3
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:17, archived)
# my sister has it all on dvd
i'll get it off her
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
# On a similar topic
Saw a clip from Shaun Of The Dead t'other night, where Dylan Moran mentions Captain Wow. You're nearly famous!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ooh, and lily allens mum is executive producer of
shaun of the dead!

spooky eh?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# The wheel turns full circle
And probably runs over a kitten as it does so.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I'm fucking famous.
I'm the scourge of the Royal Navy.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:29, archived)
#
He was in the card game where Bernard lost all his money.

edit: mind piss! Too slow.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# lovely
who cares about file size, it's the 21st century, everyone has broadband. or is at work.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:39, archived)
# My old landlord's still on 56K.
Although it is the first computer he's ever owned (he's 33 and he bought it for £50 from a mate).

He gets very upset about pop ups, as he still doesn't get that they happen to everyone. Plus he gets confused between left and right-click.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# hahahaha laugh atthe n00b lOL!!!!!111eleventy
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# You wouldn't to his face (well, most wouldn't)
He's a big fat biker that looks like a very pierced and tattooed Gimli.

Seriously, he's gorgeous.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)
# i was being a touch sarcastic as your post above seemed to be a little patronising
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# It's hilarious to watch, that's why.
Bless him. He knows he's crap, but then I know I'm crap at things he's good at, like cracking nuts.

Oh, and making weapons out of steel. Although I think I'm getting one of them ork swords with the sticky out bit at the end for my buffday!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# one of the Uruk Hai Scimitars?
I'm getting one of them
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# somebody actually makes them?
He's just going to make me one out of a big bit-o-steel, bless him.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# is he really likely to be spending time on here?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# He's always where you least suspect him to be.
As with all trolls.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Please don't link it.
It's fine. And most woo.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# well
i got flamed for pointing out you SHOULD link it
so i'm going to shut up

edit: OH YEAH! link it not it's in my cache! :P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)
# well, we can't shout at n00bs for not obeying
and then completely ignoring it ourselves

so I've gone with my original gut instinct and linked it

*Edit* Balls - well you're buggered then
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Isn't b3ta all about shouting at n00bs for doing
things that the regulars do all the time?

It's tradition.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# *stays quiet
*in the corner
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Lily Allen has come out of nowhere and become
my favorite celebrity death
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# That hair makes her look like Prince...
...sans the NPG.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# super hummusy :D
/relurks
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# My there is a lot of lurking going on today....
...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)
# is cus I is busylike init!
:P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *lassos*
*holds on for dear life*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# That's very woosome.
Small splashes of tea now bedeck my monitor! Good work fella!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 12:03, archived)