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# I loiked it
also: the utterly gorgeous girl with the huge hooters is playing a Nat-King Cole type Xmas CD in the office next door.

Should I kill or wank?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# kill then fuck
whilst still warm
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# I like your style
where did you get it?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# mothercare
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Both
Killwank
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hey Ironman - can you read this above?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yes
and it's probably cost me a +1 on the Nazi swear detector :P

although i in no way expect people to stop swearing
it's not your fault :)
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# breast cancer
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# pfft, this is like a strange form of tourettes going on
in a Bob Fleming stylee
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# we're just trying to keep the tetsuo aboard
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# testicular gangrene!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# crevice flakes!

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# malignant clitoris!

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# mouldy arsebridge!

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# bubonic bellend!

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# labia lice!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# is testicular a swear?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# cock rot!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# septic urethra!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# :D
i've never been so happy to see those words together!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# use the feature request page to get them embedded in the meta data
edit: OR, Or, or...

start a mini compo of your own to get some new sweary words made up that we can all use
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# damn cunting right
breast anatomy
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# those words are cool
as the swear filter picks them out

but there are a lot that get through and then get picked up by the detector

i'm working on a list i can send to Robtoo so it
can all be properly updated :D
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# but if I put cancer next to a swear
the detector thinks it's science?

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I think so
Cuntingdon's disease
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# erm...
ankylosing sponyloarthropaCUNT!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# titscunt.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Sorry ironman
I get carried away sometimes

*edit* does it pick up racism too?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# probably
i never know untill it's too late

Edit: too late! i'm down to one post viewing
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# who made up these rules?
they are crazy!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# bloody hell
it censors the word manga!!!
correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't manga the style of cartoon, and isn't exclusively used when describing porn comics??
where does ironman work?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# wow!
i never noticed that!

i'm gonna email someone in IT and complain

i work for a college
and they've been very sensitive about grooming lately
they've banned Myspace etc on the back of a TV report...
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# ulp!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Hehehe!
pwned!


(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# beautiful hooters manga tits sexy cock

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hmm
Expression 'cancer OR anatomy OR physiology' triggered 1 times, weighting -1

if that's -1 not +1...

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer


there, you should be ok for a while now...
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# all of that will only count as -1
no matter how many times you write it
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# boo!
anatomy
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Sue your employer
For having their web marshal software display all those insulting words in its error messages.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Scunthorpe!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# there's no need for that
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Quite right
At least it wasn't Quimsby, sorry, Grimsby...
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:42, archived)
# killwank
stab and wank simultaneously (spelling TBA?)

Edit: FUCK, MINDPISS!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# stank?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# wabstank
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# it's a workout plan for BOTH arms!
Buy now! and receive a free garlic crusher.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# choke her on your cock
then in her death spasm quickly jam it in her arse as it contracts like mad.

breast cancer anatomy.

(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# lol
but also *bDOINK*
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# it's like you've been in my mind for some time!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# yes
i quite like it, it's comfy, like a home from home.
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# it will also explain the pounding headaches
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# he is actually pounding
he uses a toffee hammer
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
#
ooohhh i'll try that on the missus next time she crosses me!!
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# How many noses has
she got?
(, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 13:51, archived)