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when i got animation shop

I made this

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

Got a tablet?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)

had a teeny tiny £5 one, moved house, lost the pen

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)

CDC?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

tragically lost recently in a "shit, how did i manage to delete my my documents folder" incident

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

got any snuff?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

Yes, I have,

I have Hedges Menthol and also some perfumed stuff from China.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

i wish i was sleepy

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

Is that a come on?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

sure, why not

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

Because I am in bed with my wife?

Also, when I was your age, you were 7.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)

so?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

Well, (assuming we can take the married bit as read),

I've got a child who is nearly the age that you were when I was your age.

I'd not like the idea that someone who is your age now is ever going to be sniffing around her.

Mostly though, I would have my testicles removed by my wife.

[EDIT; upon further consideration, I'd be unlikely, even at my most desperate, to travel more than 1/2 mile for a hag, let alone to steel country.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

Hag? You insult this lady's honour!

I challenge you to a duel!

*brandishes spade*

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

give me a needle and thread...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

does your wife

not get pissed off with the noise of the computer?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

how are you for bananas today?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:45, archived)

Yes,

we have no bananas.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

we have no bananas today.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:48, archived)

Ah!

I wonder how many of the youngsters have no fucking idea what we are talkikng about?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

I have milk in my ear

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:50, archived)

Are you

going bye bye?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

i have milk in my fridge and in my belly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

That's definately a come on.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

excuse me?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Milk in her belly?

Obvious euphonium.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

you said "come one" you sneaky ninja

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

*pretends he has no idea what you are talking about*

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

I'm no young'un

but WTFAYBOB?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

it's an old wartime song "Yes, we have no bananas"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

i aint got no damn bananas

but i've got weetabix and galaxy, i'm sure they cancel each other out or something.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:52, archived)

the galaxy will do, I'm sure.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:53, archived)

I am now hungry

I am also aware that the kitchen is oretty much food free.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

argh

i've just noticed i've got to put my duvets in to the covers before going to bed ): boo hiss.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

That's it, three in a row.

You're out of here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

NONONONO

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

Fair enough.

*stops*

ooh! Two on the popular page now!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

ooOoooh

i think the people in the room next to mine are having sex.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

Jump up and down on your bed

and shout 'fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme' a bit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

hmmm... my bed is quite squeaky

i might to go to bed instead

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

and shout fuckmefuckmefuckme?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

I used to have a girlfriend who used to shout that.

Eventually I had to resort to shouting 'What the fuck do you think I am doing here?' at her.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

tsk tsk

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

thats what MY girlfriend says

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

i dont find "fuck me" very erotic.

i'll try and think of something better.. and a name.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

Reginald?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

Alison

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:18, archived)

christ yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)

It's not.

It's quite irritating.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

It's better than shagging a computer geek and hearing

"FUCK ME, control a, control c, control v, control v, control v, control v,"

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

I actually typed fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme.

Although now I cannot imagine why.

(although I did do it again that time too.)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)

the tought of people having sex makes me want to retreat to my bed too

for a few minutes at least

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

hate it

when i do that, too much effort required before bed time = sleeping bag :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

i made sure i had the pillows and bedsheet on before i went out

but one of the duvets is on, i'll do the other tomorrow

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

2 duvets?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)

one single and one double

it's coming up to winter you know! i have a big window!

/cold and lonely nights blog

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

You don't need to be lonely.

You are at Uni, there's loads of boys who would love to fuck you if you decided to become a slag.

Of course, I'd advise against it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:16, archived)

it wouldn't seem that way

but enough of this talk

goonight

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

goonight sweetheart

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

Goodnight.

*is not at all lonely and is malevolent enough to rub it in*

*turns off pooter and snuggles up to beautiful wife*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

hang on, are you trying to buy drugs?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:42, archived)

no, that would be me

where was it I ran into you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)

Synthetic culture, then Kings cross northern line southbound platform

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)

aha

synthetic culture ... at Egg. Right. So I was most likely chemically enhanced by that point.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:47, archived)

You staggered into me on the dance floor

said "stella, right?" a few times, then staggered off and tripped over.
I thought I recognized you.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahahaha

must have been when I wasn't podium dancing :p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:51, archived)

this sounds like sexy tiem

why wasnt i invited?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

you should have been at the club I went to afterwards

a fucking odd underground fetish place... lots of naked men and people on leashes. Christ.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:58, archived)

Grope boxes?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:59, archived)

no need!

people were wandering around, swinging free.

Personally I stayed with a small group of young ladies and drank.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)

the state you were in, are you SURE they were real ladies?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

I didn't enquire

;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

damnit, if you'd specified on the tube i would definately have followed you

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

I didn't know!

The guy I was with just said it was a club, didn't give any details!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

Following random men to random clubs 'eh?

slut

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

friend of friend... etc etc

I think he expected me to freak out or something.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:04, archived)

yes please

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

which bit?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

hmmmm

i think the naked men mostly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:13, archived)

oh, that can be arranged anytime....

Yeknom?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

*salutes*

I will do my duty if called on

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:17, archived)

You are indeed free to accompany me at any point

especially if we're going to the after party...

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)

when i first figured it out

I made a sponging davros woo

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)

(dognutz, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:56, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:57, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:00, archived)

Hahaha

Good spangage

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 20 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)