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# Sketchy sketch sketch
It burns all
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# very
UNhappy toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Haha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6565982
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I can never be sure if I'm meant to respond to this stuff or not
Still, thats two posts aimed at me in the last 45 minutes, it's nice being popular.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
Respond how you like, you have talent which I do not although congrats on the awesome rant, I read it with some stirring music in the background just for effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats not ranting though, I'm missing what it was people think I said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I wouldn't take any of it personally
At least you got a reaction - maybe you might have swayed a couple of people to try a meat-free existence, who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# huh?
*eats sausage sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# heheh
sausages are the devils turds!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# soya is the devils butt nuggets

sausages are the lords turds, of heavenly porcine nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I just finished an 8 rasher spectacular
bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# the logistics behind
an 8 rasher must be amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# You need a proper loaf, so you can slice two decent doorstops
that are fitting for a sandwich such as this. Sliced bread is far too weedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Nice
I like to make a triple decker sarnie to compensate for thin sliced bread.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i hope it was good bacon and not some trashy cheap full of water bacon.
or it is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# free range piggies
expensive tasty stuff, rind still on. I try to eat free range meat where possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I nearly live in the country
most of the meat sold in my local butcher is shot locally.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# yeah
I have a couple of farmer friends, and get home cured bacon occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# The only good bacon
is a dead bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *nibbles cows*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lord knows if i could afford meat, i'd be eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *is amazed no-one responded with an innuendo*
What is going on around here?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I wasn't after a reaction though
or trying to make anyone not eat meat.
I was just saying that I find it odd that there is this weird blind spot to parents feeding their kids their favourite cartoon characters.

You lot reeeeeeeally get shirty when people go near talking about meat and think its some kind of veggie outbreak. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i blame SSG
because he's a preachy vegan q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# suprised vegans
have the energy to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I find Veganism
as complicated and possibly wrong as over zealous meat eating.
I think people can live in harmony with animals, milk and eggs and stuff shouldn't be feared.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Henceforth this should be known
as the 'Squirrels with Tits Defence'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *aims with high powered rifle*

*BANG!*

*and the dirt is gone*

i was using cillits instead of bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# blimey
I missed out on that thread. I wrote a major piece of work on animal rights in my final year at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# on the contrary
i'm SO glad I missed it
religious debates always make me want to punch someone in the face (normally the one with the different opinion)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# My toaster goes up to 10
...and setting to number 6 merely kisses the toast with a gentle golden burnish...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# mine goes up to 11
its one burnier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Gah
Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I couldn't afford one which went all the way up to 11
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Once bought a cheap one from
Somerfield for £6 it didn't even have numbers.

Need a toaster that has a colour chart to set how toasted you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Mine goes up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Lies lies lies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Why don't you just make ten hotter?
EDIT- now I have a wet smelly mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Mine goes to ten
But the toast is blackened at 4.
WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# In case you were trying
to make asbestoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 2 on mine is shitty underdone toast
Yet 2.3 (roughly) is quite burndinated.

Mine also goes to ten.

Oh, the humanitoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ouch
that's the bit where the colours on the dial turn red
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# they should dispense with the dial on toasters
as it's merely a very dodgy timer
and replace it with a little window, so that you can see how brown your toast is
/2 pence, also:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# YES AND ALSO WHAT THEY SHOULD DO IS
...have a bread detector in the toaster. Then. the very first time you use a new type of bread (detected by density and colour), the toaster opens the little window and asks you to inform it when it is done to Sir (or Madam's) taste.

Then it can store it in a solid state electronic computerised microprocessor brain, and can render subsequent slices of same bread type toasted to the same colour.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *Profit*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Get me on that Dragon's Den
That'll shut the smart arse fuckers up. They never thought of TOAST did they with their fancy suits.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# THE TROUBLE WITH CURRENT TOASTER TECHNOLOGY IS
/cappspack
that with each successive round of toast, the time to toast to perfection is lessened as the oveny bit retains the heat from previous toastings, so your timer becomes less and less reliable, so we need an intelligent thermostatically controlled toaster that can take these factors into consideration
or we need to use the grill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# YES YES YES
A thermostat is bunk. It needs optical sensors dotted around the slice mounting area. We have the answer.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *writes stern letter to tefal*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# who needs optical sensors
just let the woman check regularly if the toast is right.
*ouch!ouch!stoppitalready!ahmsorry!*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Scrambled eggs
takes exactly the same time as perfect toast
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Toast toast toast
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Pfffft
I lolled a bit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)