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# I burnt the toast for my egg sandwich earlier
so if anyone needs any of that burnt toast shit you scape off of burnt toast, I can dig it out of the trash for you.

/spams new business opportunity
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# It landed on the coffee grounds
so it should be supple, and a treasure to behold!

Not to mention, considering shipping times, it's guaranteed to be of 'vintage' quality!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I know her!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Normally I'd tell you to take it to /talk
But I think I'd just end up shouting at you on there.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I get shouted at everywhere.
Even by people on the street. People get used to it after a while.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# stop
hippo tiem
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# OK then
Would you like my L plate? Where's the shoppage?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I implore you not to learn the ways of the board nazi.
It is the dark side, and no good can come from it.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Well all I can say then is
your toaster is weak old man
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# well, this is lies.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# would you settle for
I'm your father
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# I would
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# no thanks...
I prefer to make my own
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I have a nice recipe!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Seriously...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Seriously...
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# I don't understand what you mean by directing me to the popular page.
I think I was real clear though, and in case I wasn't: I think you're being a bit of a dick lately, and you used to be a positive contributor here. That's a shame.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# I was suggesting
That it actually is a message board (hence my message, which I thought might be entertaining for a weekend post on a slow board).

I thought the point was to have fun for the users and viewers? I wanted to contribute something, but I didn't have an interesting image idea, so I thought I would type something a bit off-the-wall for (some) people to enjoy and possibly spur a new conversation. I apologize if it offended you.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I can see that
BUT there is a talk board specifically for such jollys

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Right, ok, I stopped enforcing rules a while ago because it was getting silly
but....how is what you said in the slightest bit interesting or off the wall?

I'm all for pictureless posts if they have a point, but jesus, come on. You're american, you should know your humour limits.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# pfffffffffft

*holds belly*

*holds in laughter*

(:
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# See? This one is giggling!
*points at fairly cute and giggling girl*

Sometimes it's okay to break the boundaries and stuff.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:11, archived)
# This is true
I am humo[u]r-challenged, but I made an effort to entertain a few people.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Meh
Keep it in an existing thread. That way you still get your say but dont offend anyone. Its like everybody wins.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# I'm absolutely not offended.
I like you and I've often enjoyed your contributions. But this is all you do lately.
If you don't have an image but want to post something off-the-wall, there is one specifically designed outlet (/talk) and one very widely accepted outlet (/board in existing thread).
I don't understand why you'd instead choose to push someone's pic off the board. It it was once it wouldn't be such a big deal to me, but you do it a lot recently.
I know some people don't mind, some mods included, but I personally don't like it and i think it potentially damages the board. I hope you don't mind me saying so, or take it too personally.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:07, archived)
# here here...
:)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:21, archived)
# I don't take it personally
(well not that personally)

As I said, it is slow, and I don't really do it that often. It's just to liven up conversation and add to some activity.

You do some really wonderful things, and many of them weren't an eyesore. I'm not pushing your work off the board. I'm just trying to play and have some fun. I've been here nearly 4 years and posted over 20,000 messages. I'm pretty aware of how the board works, and I obviously love it or I wouldn't have been here so long or contributed what I have.

It's about fun. Yes, images are a huge focus, but sometimes it's okay to have something that spurs emotion (even if it's text). I intended it as fun, not to shove something off or detract from anyone else's good time.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
# nicely put!
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# egg sandwich?
where's the soup? pork pie?
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Well, the toast trial was unsuccesful
so I was afraid to risk the advanced stuff.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Do you need a hug, is that the problem?
*hugs*

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# horrah!
Hugs for all
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# You do give great hugs!
(if anyone sees DTH in public, give him a hug, immediately!)
(and then, possibly, call the authorities)
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Hehehehe!
*squeezes even harder*

(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:56, archived)