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# A B3tan said her boobs should be bigger......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# why am i looking at your squirrel with tits?
edit: how rude, yay for giganto-mammaries!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# funky fanny too
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# it is innit?
looking at it is making me feel a bit weird
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# he's 'tucking'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# *dances like buffalo bill*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# "Would you fuck me?"
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Is it funny/wrong
that a ladyhuman noticed that, and the manlyhumans were too busy staring at her tits?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# i, for one, was NOT staring at TuTTs tits..........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# No not TuTT's Tits
the 50ft monster tits.

Sheesh, some people!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# ......
"that a ladyhuman noticed that, and the manlyhumans were too busy staring at her tits?"

her = previously mentioned ladyhuman

i was merely pedanting your badly constructed sentence for comedy effect

in future i shall refrain
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Gets
edits before your post.
Just..., well..., nevermind!

Pedant away, just me monging this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# no, NO!
i understand.........i can take a hint

*turns away close to tears*

I CAN TELL WHEN I'M NOT WANTED

*runs away bawling eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# No
come back, you're wanted (slips a roofie)
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# no, if you could tell when you weren't wanted
you've never have come along in the first place.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# i'd say that was predictable enough
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Jordan!
AICMFP








yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# This pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Next: Chloe running away with a sexy Santa
in front of jelous housewives and their bawling brats
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# monstrous mammaries!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# The attack of the 50 foot woman!
With 50 foot tits.

Never a bad thing, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# foot tits
milk emitting toes

it's all crazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Not enough eroticism.
Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# They am some Big Bouncers She Got...
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# mine too
but whaddayagonnado!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# get some pen and ink them in?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I offer my services.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# you saying i need bigger breasts?

*awaits answer*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
I think he'll chicken out...

I'd draw on your breasts... but I think they're perfect as they are :P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *films*

4. ?
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# awwww
you can draw on me when you come to stay in sheff!
we can dress up and go out like tattood laydes!
/possibly
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# The answer is 42.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# pssst
the answer is "no"
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# indeed they are bigger.
but how am i supposed to touch them when they're so high?

edit: how rude of me, have this here woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Trampoline?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# We'll need a big one.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# that is indeed a good idea.
however, due to the lack of nurse uniform, my interests lie elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i think you got a fetish for furry ladies that grow to gigantic sizes, as you've got previous for this kind of thing.

but it's still WOO!

[edit]i wonder what giant skunk mimsy would smell like?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Nope.
But I do cater for that market (among others) :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE BIG TITS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I grow tired of your sexually alluring anthropomorphic drawings
Nah, just kidding!

A day without Jolly Jack is like a day without sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Yes! Yes! Yes!
But I was bitterly disappointed not to find the post-it note in the biggar! version

What were those things?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# too big!
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)