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(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Why does Mr. Sulu have a huge hairy growth on the left side of his head?
edit: how rude! Woo to extraordinary ghey goings-on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That'll be a tribble....
Capt'n

'noon all...
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# :) Geek!
Noon
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# at school we used to say things like
"beam me up smitty..."

"Mr Rykov... accompany me to the bridge!"

waiting for a hapless victim to correct us

"GEEK TEST!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Best way to annoy a Trek Geek
Call Leonard Nimoy's character "Dr. Spock"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ha!
i was also at a graduate placement scheme group interview... and the tragic freak i was partnered with had a federation emblem brooch!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Blimey Gov'
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# blimey guvna!


(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Cheeky copying cockney :)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I am Dick Van Dyke
AICYFB
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# What were you interviewing for?
Cos if it was a place on the enterprise then didn't you look the fool
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# If I was gonna wear a geek badge
I'd prbably go with this instead:

www.termight.co.uk/images/sd_badge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:29, archived)
# isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Or i find this works
"Best way to annoy a Trek Geek
Call Leonard Nimoy's character "Dr. Spock Spack"
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# "Best way to annoy a Trek Geek"
lack of use of the word 'anomaly'

or confuse Star Trek with Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# or giggle like a school girl after someone says
'klingon'
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ROFLOL
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# on the starboard bow?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# starboard bow starboard bow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# JIM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:33, archived)
# we come in peace, shoot to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
#
www.halspages.com/misc/TheFirm-StarTrekkin.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you really are the lord god of free online 80's mp3s
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
# FUCKIN' 'ELL
like being 15 again!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)
# What happened
if the klingons (hehehehehe!) were above or below them? They can't use their precious nautical words then, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# 3d perception is so rare in Star Trek,
that in Wrath of Khan, they use it as a secret advanced strategy to fool the baddy, and he falls for it.
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# noon Archie
and yes, Geoff, I have
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I'm just monitoring the situation due to /talk being an evil cult
Also, regarding all that Trek/Wars stuff up there^, my sister went on a date with a bloke
who turned up in a Luke Skywalker jacket - pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:31, archived)
# the white karate number
or the yellow leather?

/gets anorak
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Or the orange jumpsuits?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:39, archived)
# afterning Archie
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Oh yeah! I missed that
It's bin a while since I shopped anything.

So now he's got some strange repeating pixels on the left side of his head
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# That's ok
Sell the photo to Reuters as an accurate report of Gay Pride week
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *profit*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Mr. Sulu, steer us into that black hole!
Lube speed!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# You are Bernard Manning
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *wikis*
*doesn't get it*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# me neither - the fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# bernard manning is a comedian
who specialises in racist, sexist, and relevant here, homophobic jokes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# B3TA.com
Educating the masses
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Doesn't sound quite right more like
"B3TA.com spunking random factual information on the faces of the masses"
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Factual is optional
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
# You dropped these
" "
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# well, i'm NOT racist or homophobic
cause i make fun of everyone, gay or not, and give a shit about political correctness
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:35, archived)
# you dropped this:
'don't'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# right
my bad
me not native english speaker
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# He speaks funny
Get him lads!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yeah and that gay indian bloke on benefits over there!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# one feels the need to shout...
"GRORY HORE!"

that is all...*

* other than woo to the pic :D
(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Gory Horse?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# glory hole
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# very good
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)