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[challenge entry] Gillian McKeith: Scat Woman
A first attempt at this b3ta stuff!
MOD EDIT: 440KB is far too big to post on the board

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(dualcyclone, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)
# This image may need optimising
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# nah, i think there's plenty of optimism involved.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# may?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# ^this^
pffftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# nah
it's only half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *checks filesize*
*gasps in horror*

Come on everyone, there's plenty of room in my flameproof bunker.

Let Jessie to the front of the queue, she's got a lifetime pass...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *jumps in*
*gets the brews a brewing*

Who's for cocoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *puts hand up*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)
# *arrests*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogoz, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *escapes*
*goes on the run*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *shelters*
...got any trifle, Southern Comfort or sexy pance?

Edit: I'm in a truly ridiculous mood this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Yes, yes and HELL YES!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# me please!



*farts in confined space*

oops
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I'd like a seat near the middle please,
its too loud at the front and I've never liked the seats at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *sidles in*
*brings Southern Comfort and painkillers*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)
# /points to something behind you
/steals alkeehol
/drinks
/sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)
# *steals remainder of drink*
Come on Neon Blue! get the tin cups and I'll share
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *pushes out of bunker door*
*hides painkillers*

we'll see who's laughing in the morning! mwhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *vomits*
*chokes on vomit*
*drowns*
*rots*
*smells*
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I have a berlin wall 3 feet wide in my shed
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
#
berlin wall 3 feet wide in my
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)
# That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Oi oi saveloy!
*steals Southern Comfort*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Hah


I think that may have been a bottle of wee?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Bah. As long as it was your wee, it's okay.
Drinking a boy's wee though - that would be a bit ghey.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# :o
I would NEVER do such a thing!

But I'm glad I kept an extra sneaky bottle of Vodka in my sexeh pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I was gonna share it with you and Jessie!
*humphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Aw, sorry.
*comforts*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Suck up!


*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Aaaah, but Jessie
he knows that I have pohots that make him look silly while he was playing on Saturday as well as the ones who make him look like a rawk god!

Well Fired
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Is that a silly one or a rock god one?
Send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones send me the silly ones
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)
# ^ this ^
Me too

...but also- COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Cor what?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Pffft!
Like I'm going to admit to you that you look hot there!


Ah, FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
*ultimate glees*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe
The silly one are also the crappy ones - I cant release them due to artistic pride!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Got any Trifle left?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# The keyword is survival on the new frontier.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# well I can't wait
til I move to the city, til I finally make up my mind to learn design or study overseas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# *knocks on the door*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# *opens 29 deadbolts*
*heaves open flameproof door*
*looks around with confused expression*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Ahahah, damn you Prof!
This made me snort like a dumbass and now I can't stop giggling imagining it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)
# ARGH!!!!
please use the b3ta upload thingy
THATS FLAPPING HUGE!!!
edit : he has his hand on her three penny bits
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# HEIL HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *burns your embassy #10*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# /Shoots your terrists
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *blue on blues*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# huge?
what are you on, a 56kb/s modem?
(Pjotr, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# yes*




*no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
#
MOLESTe
(Woody999, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# very nice
wooyay!

EDit: ooo good lord, how is that 1/2 a mb?

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Haha, nice picture.
It's a trifle on the large size though, old bean.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm, trifle!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)
# dude use this
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/med.jpg

22k

EDIT: Dude you can shop but read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I've gazed him a link to another smaller one.
Mine was 44k though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# ewwwww
and omg it's hooooge!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Needs more scat
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Good heavens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I think its really good
but I don't understand it at all
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Welcome back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hello
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)
# BRiTNEY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR FOLLICLES!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Is there something hidden in that?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)
# some one wearing sunglasses?
UHOH-
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Glees
A Brixton riot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Yes
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)
# hahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I dont usually mind large filesizes
but thats 20x the size it needs to be
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# The B3ta Filth Are On To You!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)
# *imagines siren*
beeee taaaaaa beeeeee taaaaaaa....etc
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# FUCK ME
that's large
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Reoptimised
Oopsie - its now 66kb!
(dualcyclone, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# You may
want to read the faq, 50kb is the limit for static images.

I know this because I am new and have read it :)

Edit: first time using the magic faq link, didn't work quite the way I expected :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# shat woman would work better
(Lil_john_pi, Sun 18 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)