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# ZOMG :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# HAhahaa
Took me a sec. But wouldn't two still class as a murder?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that's a 'pair'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay for obscure jokes that I actually get! Here, have a woo:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# umm... RIS?
I'm dopey.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Ah, I think Riverghost's post above explains this.
*de-RISses*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)
# nope
*reRISes*
EDIT: deRISes
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# it's a murder of crows
www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ahh
smartarse
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# naah...
I'm a dirty foreign bird who often has to look things up
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)
# foreign?
how foreign are we talking here?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)
# well...
*foreign as in not born nor ever lived in the UK
*foreign as in English is not ones mothertongue

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# are you from Morpeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# ummm...
not so far as I've noticed :p
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Pfffffft
(Dog Pants - 5punker extraordiaire!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# oh god!
you're from the isle of wight aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I'd prefer to be called Goddes...
but I'm not that fussy :p

nope
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# which wacky country are you from then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# The one I'm still living in =)
oh, ok...

Finland, or as some foreigners like to call it, Nokialand
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# oho.
ok. how is finland at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# wintery
cold and full of snow...
and annoying kids on school holidays
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)
# snow!
grrr its not fair!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:13, archived)
# it never is
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# It's the country for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Noooo....
Do not believe that song, it's a cruel hoax and full of dirty lies...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Noooooo!
*cancels tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# yup...
we don't have it all...and certainly no lofty mountains
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I've just noticed that you have liked 2500 pictures!
You must be the happiest b3tard EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I know....
what can I say, I'm easy to please*


*may not apply to all eventualities
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# How foreign?!
sheesh.
is it my thick southern accent?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# No...
it was me being away getting coffeeeeeeee....
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# coffee?
you can't leave your computer! you might miss summat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I know....
it is a horror we all have to live with at times
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Haha, a flange of baboons =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# a destruction of cats?
Crickey
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Crickey? That's the collective noun for porn stars, isn't it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# a fist of porn stars
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, of course.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# A breakfast of champions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)
# a sport of kings
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# these are really hard to think of
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)
# haha!
nuisance of cats (house cats) this is best
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# a wallet of electricians
a blur of photographers
an attitude of plumbers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# A sneak of weasels
An implausibility of gnus ???
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)
# an "international incident" of b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:47, archived)
# doesn't the majority prefer b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# ^ what he said
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# A virtue of patients.
/got this out of a book blog
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# a bunch of arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Have an invisible "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# A flock of cows.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# A dance of Robots
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# A JollyJack of squirrels.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# A squirrel of tits
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)
# A feel of tits*.
How great would it be if this was true? =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# i love you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# a smack of jellyfish, please mate!
and a tidings...of...magpies (wtf?)

edit: also 12 bevy of otter and 3 rhumba of rattlesnakes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Comin' right up
Do you want fries with those?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)
# yes please.
A bag of fries.

:-|

That's right. A bag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:09, archived)
# RIS
edit: unris
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Collective noun
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I was just unrissing as you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry
Now I've made you look silly.
*points*
*laughs*
*eats cashew nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)
# It's not particularly difficult :[
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)
# sometimes they can bet slippy if they're over salted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)
# bet slippy? was that Underworld's alternative title?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Pushes PofM upstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *complies*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# groans
apalling punnage...

(psst! it's a bit big - you may get nazi'd)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)
# RIS?
am i being a silly, septic, sally?
(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)
# A group of...
...crows is called a murder, or is it ravens? It could even be rooks but not starlings, magpies or jays (I think).
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# thankyoussss
i am cured
(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)
# pfffft y'big silleh

and compression IS your friend (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# urg!
*rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)
# sorry, i can't check file sizes on these computers.
but that still made you sound like a granny with spiders in your butt. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Moider, I tell ya!
Nice! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)