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# Here he is !
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Is English your first language?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I thought that
He's rather good, don't you think?

Puts all us Hungarians to shame
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I thought I could smell goulash
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I always have a pot bubbling away
you can have some if you bring fresh Rustic Bread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# NO DEAL

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# FOTUS
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# SEAL
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# NO SEAL
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# RONSEAL
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# RON HOWARD

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# howard the duck
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Donald Duck
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# DUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i sent your dvd yesterday mate
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# cheers fella
can't wait to get a look at that grandad/amoeba snuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ace!
hang on a sec, I'll be back in a minute!



that makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# minibash??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yes!
Get your ass to Mars Leeds

it's only a lunchtime thing, but If Waspy can make the effort, so can you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# since i invented mini bashes
I think you should send me some royalties. call it....£30?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I think you'll find that to be wholly inaccurate sir!
I had a Derby mini-bash only last year!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# sorry ma'am
*shuffles out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# If you are referring to the bash where I was in attendence,
then I think you'll find that was anything BUT a mini bash young lady
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I wouldn't advise putting on your best pants
My initial enthusiasm may eventually be overpowered by common sense
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Leeds!?!
for lunch!?!?

yeah
why don't you pop to southend for breakfast
my shout
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'Ning, b3ta peeps!
Seconded on the whole "is english your first language" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I not only don't get the punchline
The grammar is unreadable

I'm not sure English is your first language
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# The last frame makes no sense at all.
Even if you change it to "thinking"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# and "vaginas"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Well technically it should be
vaginum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# START THE VAGINUM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# that sounds like a new vehicle or a super villains death ray!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I will take over the world
using the overpowering, superconcentrated odour of MUFF....

START THE VAGINUM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# The vaginum will be televised.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I changed it to
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori" and it still didn't make any sense, but it was slightly funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahaha agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# How dare you take Wilfred Owen in vain!


Hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
there is a part of me in some forgotten foreign field that is forever sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *googles*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# no greater honour than to die for one's country
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# /school English Literature blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Yea, once again Wiki saved the day
Did you remember that off the top of your head?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# yeh
I became a bit of a Wilfred Owen fan while i was at school

/morbid
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# fair enough
I managed to avoid English war poetry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Have you been to the WW1 museum in Ypres?
There's a big area dedicated to the poets.

Really quite moving.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# sadly not
but it would be good to go sometime. once* i have the cash I'm planning on a european tour.

*- if
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# How sweet and fitting it is...
English lit A-level. War poetry is actually really good for the most part.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I bet the squaddies
are writing some good stuff over in Iraq at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# How sweet and fitting it is...
to put a sack over some guy's head, and wank him off in front of a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# pfft
sounds like my friday nights
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# is that what that bag was for yesterday?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I think it's in my best interest
to put you on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Tell me more about this "Fotus" chap.
Also: 'nings everyone!

*runs around rubbing against various b3tans, high-fiving and fondling wherever he goes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *gets in there first while energy levels are up*
nings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *rubs energetically*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *hair stands on end*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# On your head?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I don't have any on my head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *stands innocently in carefully-calculated path*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *flagging now*
*collapses into Jessie's arms*

*mutters something about keys and bunker*

*falls asleep*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 0_0
*locks bunker carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Shhh
Hopefully when he wakes up and notices that we ate all his Tim-Tams, we'll be long gone
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ning, Prof!
How are you on this lovely sunny day?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I'm grand ta.
Apart from being trapped in a stifling office with loads of boring stuff to do...

You okay? Still got food and stuff?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha yeah still got food :)
Managed money a bit better this month - I should be fine.
Seconded on the office thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *fakes a high five and goes straight for a grope*
Oh yea...

Ning K-Mart
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *spluffs*
'ning Weasel

*performs high-speed passby and ruffles hair*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Grrr
*licks paws*
*pats down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# OHH!
Touch that again
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *slaps with other hand as well*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# 'ningaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *high fives*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *fondles on the way past*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# hullo! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'allo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *smiles and waves*
*is getting tired now*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO SOLDIER??
sig: so Jessie DID steal your seats? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Other way around
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Lies!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning pops.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# 'ning son.
Listen, don't come in the bunker. DO NOT come into the bunker. I'm just having a meeting, I'll be out in a while.

*wedges chair under doorknob*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *enters bunker via secret family entance*
dad what are yo-......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *starts saving for psychotherapist*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# And he's stolen Anarchyman's costume.
*KRAK*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Louder
Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# He is a bit like Borat
...It's just funnier that way..vagines...
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# O_o
he is I am
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
you are a mental.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I can just imagine the soundtrack to this one...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# i like this
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i can TJ from this guy, right?

request tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yes
yes you can. woo! oh... erm... should i request something?

Edit: How about a bushbaby playing tennis with a macaque?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# yesh.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# A dog knitting a wooly hat for his cat friend
to go with his already knitted pullover
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Once again -
a blue tit with great tits smooshing a great tit with blue tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# A weasel in a rather happy setting!
It would be ever so lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# you're on fire this week, m'dear!
so draw yourself as a mechanical drawing device plugged to b3ta and a coffee tank
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i already have one!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# A ginger snap
beaten eaten by a ginger bloke with a chocolate head.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# The invisible man
standing in limbo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hmm...
Sentient grapes using their mind powers on a small girl with a badminton racquet.
They induce her to violently attack a local armed policeman who shoots seven shades of shit out of her head and leaves her in a puddle of her own blood.

Not cute enough?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i could do that...
too lazy though...
tomorrow perhaps.
meanwhile, have some fluffgore:
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
I am honoured :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)